LeoHoney, we don't need a passport to honeymoon in Paris. With a blink of an orb, we can be sipping champagne at the Champs Elysees.
Yes, as romantic as you make that sound, I would rather fly Air France, than Air Leo. Just like every other normal newlywed.
Leo
Well, great, except that we're not.
Well, a passport for you could change all that, if I could just find... voila! Birth certificate. (She holds it up.)
Leo
Where did you get that?
From Dan's old file, the one he put together when he was suspicious of you. You remember him, don't ya?
Leo
Let's see, perfect hair, cleft chin, tried to steal you away from me? Vaguely, vaguely. This isn't gonna work, I was born in 1924.
No, you weren't. Okay, off-white background, black ink... Little trick I learned in high school.
Leo
You're gonna forge my birth certificate.
No. Just going to change one little number. (She white outs the number.) So, 1924 becomes 1974. And just like that, you are fifty years younger. (She writes in the seven.) Wait a minute, that makes you 27. That's younger than me. Maybe I should change another number.
Leo
Piper, this is completely illegal.
Yeah? Well, so is marrying a dead guy, okay? Let's not get technical now.
(walks into kitchen) Morning. What's up?
Leo
Oh, probably 3 to 5 years in jail if we're lucky.
Leo
Well, I don't have news but I do have a passport.
Leo
Yeh well, I was thinking with everything that's happened and with your new power making life a little crazy.. alright crazier, i figured the least i could do is make it somewhat normal.
Leo
Anything that it takes to get you on a plane to Paris.
Ah, you know what? I think we should wait on that. I wouldn't want to like sneeze at 40,000 feet and have a whole bunch of people explode, that would be bad.
Prue, no! No-no-no-no, very bad, Prue. Very, very bad Prue.
(Prue growls)
Hi, Cujo, who you growling at?
Leo
Maybe I'd better go check with the Elders, see if they know how to vaquish a banshee.
Wait a minute, don't tell me you're afraid of Prue.
Leo
Yeah!!
Leo
Are you okay?
Am I okay? Prue is a dog, and Phoebe is a banshee. I am not even in the vicinity of "okay". How did this happen? What am I supposed to do? And, you know, you could have told me about the witches turn into banshees thing a little bit earlier.
Leo
Honey, just try and relax.
Would you stop telling me to relax! [blows up sewing machine] That was Grams's sewing machine...!
Leo
Well, we don't have time for you to lose it.
Well, too bad, because I am losing it whether we have time for it or not.
Leo
Listen to me, we have to save Phoebe before she hurts anyone. If she kills just one person, she will stay a banshee forever.
Okay, could you give me all the bad news at once? Do you have to keep doling it out for dramatic effect?
Leo
We have to find Phoebe.
How, without Prue to track her?
Leo
We'll find a way. You can do this, Piper.
No, actually, I can't. See, 'cause Prue and Phoebe are the superwitches, and I just tag along and freeze things, and now I can't even do that right.
Ok, I think we made it. I'm sure we made it. You think we made it?
I think he would attack by now if we haven't.
GDr. Griffiths
Who? Who would attack? Why don't you tell me what's going on?
Because we're busy trying to save your life.
Ah, unfortunately, we're not pretty sure.
That's because Phoebe didn't give us enough time to figure it out.
Well, I didn't have a lot of time. I mean, I can't control how far in the future my premonition takes place. I saw the attack, we kicked butt, what more do you want?
I'd like to know more about who we're up against.
Ok, Phoebe, maybe you should check the Book of Shadows, see you can find anything else about this demonic hitman, OK?
GDr. Griffiths
Excuse me? Demonic?
And how to vanquish him, that will be a good thing to know. And do not exined trap with the Cole potion thing. Because the only one we conserve about saving, right now, is ourselves.
Ah? A, a, a OK...What Cole potion?
Ah, he told her that he only kills because some demon cast a spell on him. How naive is that?
I thought that she is all over him.
GDr. Griffiths
What a hell are you talking about? First you tell me my life is in danger, than you adopt me from my work. Now you talk about demons and witches - who the hell are you people?!
Look, I know this all sounds incredible, but it doesn't make it any less true. You are a healer, you do good, you saved too many lives or you could save that which they don't want you to save.
Yes, demons, more specifically, Shax, who is the Source's assassin.
GDr. Griffthis
Hold on. I get that. This is a practical joke, right? I bet you have a hidden camera here. My second wife put you up to this? Ah, just like her.
Ah, OK, Doctor Griffiths, this is anything but...
I don't know, I just...felt a chill. Phoebe?
Alright, alright, I am coming.
GDr. Griffiths
What are you?
Evil wind that blows,
That which forms below,
No longer may you dwell,
Death takes you with this spell.
Oh, no. Oh, God. Leo! Leo! Hurry, it's bad.
Leo
You almost dead, that's what happened.
I tried to use the vanquishing spell on him. But I think I just wounded him, he turned into the wind.
Maybe the spell needs more than one witch for full effect. Ah, OK, come on.
Let's go find him. So we can finish it off while he still hurt. Look, you just stay here with Griffiths, alright? If Shax comes back, say the spell to fend him off. OK, come on.
I'm so sorry for your loss.
Thank you. How did you know Prue? From work?
No. Just from around. You know...
No, I don't... I don't think so. Anyway, my condolences.
Thank you. (She shakes Paige's hand -- then gets hit with a powerful premonition: Paige is on a skyscraper rooftop helipad. She screams as she squeezes her eyes shut in fear as the demon Shax gestures and sends a concessive blast toward her to kill her. She stumbles to the floor after her premonition ends.)
Leo
Phoebe?
(Piper, Leo, Victor, and Cole rush over to her as Paige, oblivious, but not wanting to stick around, leaves. Leo and Victor help Phoebe stand up.)
I saw him! The demon that killed Prue.
Leo
Shax? What was he doing?
He was killing that girl.
The one who I was just talking to. I gotta go find her!
(Bounty Hunters 2 suddenly materialize on either side of Cole and immediately fire lightning bolts at him. Cole dives, just barely avoiding the bolts, which blow up the altar.)
Leo
Go! Go!
(Leo pulls her behind a pillar for safety. Victor looks on in disbelief. Cole rolls, comes up firing, vanquishing Bounty Hunter #2, but Bounty Hunter #3 appears. Before he can kill Cole, though, Phoebe runs up and knocks him to the ground with an expert martial arts move. She then hides behind a statue.)
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Damnit! This is Prue's funeral for God's sake! Can we at least bury her in peace?! Is that too much to ask?!
(She knocks over a vase of flowers. She then storms out in tears.)
I don't see her anywhere.
Leo
Who?
The girl from my preminition.
(A passing mourner, overhearing that, quietly reacts. Leo, seeing that, pulls Phoebe to the main stairs, where they can have some privacy.)
Leo
Phoebe, you gotta be more careful.
You sure don't recognize her from anywhere?
Well, she did look familiar like I've seen her somewhere before. But somehow, we got to find her before nightfall, or else…
(Phoebe slides a flower vase over an inch, then back again. Cole gently grabs her arm with a concerned look.)
Honey, what are you doing?
But you don't clean. You hate cleaning.
I know. But it's better than falling apart, right?
Leo
Maybe you should just try and focus on a girl, you said she was attacked on a rooftop?
Yeah, one with the helipad. But it wasn't a tall building, although, there were a lot of taller ones around it.
Leo
Okay, so we just need to figure out which building it was before Shax does.
And do what exactly? You can't defeat Shax, not without the Power of Three.
That's because Prue was the strongest. Trying to do without her will be suicide.
Maybe so. But I got that premonition today for a reason, Piper. That girl is our innocent. So we have to try and save her.
Says who?! Why do we have to?
Leo
Piper...
What? Do you really expect us to keep doing this stuff, after what happened, to keep risking our lives?! Do they?!
Leo
Piper, keep your voice down...
No, Leo, I won't! I don't want to do this anymore, okay? It's over! You can tell them we buried their precious Charmed Ones when we buried our sister.
Leo
It's kind of hard to heal myself when I'm knocked out.
Leo, how is possible for an angel to even get knocked out? I mean, you are, after all, technically dead.
Leo
Three years together, and now you're asking these questions?
I think the more appropriate question is, how does a whitelighter get somebody knocked UP? (Phoebe lets out a giggle)
Leo
What's that supposed to mean?
What do you think it means?
Leo
If it's about Paige, I swear, the Elders had no idea that she even existed, or that she was your sister.
Half-witch, half-whitelighter. Let's not forget that little surprise. (She helps Leo with the ice pack). I still can't believe that Mom kept that secret from us.
Well, it sounded like she didn't have much of a choice.
We're her daughters. She could've found a way to share that information with us. (The doorbell rings) That better not be another long-lost relative.
Tell her, Piper. It's all right to hate her.
(Piper shakes her head once and turns to leave, angrily pulling against chained doors.)
You should hate her. When my parents died, I hated them. I was alone, and I hated them. It is okay to hate Prue!
(seemingly to Paige) How dare you! (suddenly turns and begins to beat her hands against Prue's gravestone) How dare you leave me! How could you go and die and leave me here all alone, please come back! I need you, please come back... (breaks down sobbing while turning back human)
Leo
It's okay, it's gonna be okay, honey.
It's not 'okay', she risked her life every day and she never thought about what would happen to me and Phoebe if she was gone.
Leo
I know...
How could she think... that I could live without her?
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