Okay, turn left up here. And can you step on the gas a little?
(makes a sharp turn and almost collides with a taxi cab.)
Off the gas! Off the gas!
Does somebody else want to drive here?
“Hell Hath No Fury” · Season 4
In this episode: Piper Halliwell (12), Phoebe Halliwell (10), Paige Matthews (5), Cole Turner (4), Leo Wyatt (3)
Two witches and a half-a-demon does not the power of three make.
Piper, I can't help you unless you talk to me.
It hurts to talk, Leo... it hurts to breathe...so unless you know some way of how to bring Prue back, I don't wanna talk right now.
Instead of teaching Paige how to be a witch, we're out hunting for every Tom, Dick and Beelzebub in San Francisco.
If it's the Source, I'll just ask him to come back later.
Piper, Cole's right. We have a system for fighting demons and it's worked pretty well for the last three years.
I think, uh, Prue being killed counts as a pretty big glitch in the system.
She has no regard for her life, or anyone else's. She's Charles Bronson cubed.
I said I'd talk to her.
Guys, guys. Who is Charles Bronson?
(Leo and Cole look at each other incredulously)
Never mind.
Evil got the Book of Shadows. How did evil get the Book of Shadows?
Oh no.
Oh no, Phoebe? Evil got the Book of Shadows, 'oh no' doesn't quite cover it.
Let me go see what I can find out... (stopped by Phoebe)
No, wait... Uh, Piper? Promise me you're not gonna over-react.
Is that even possible?
I think that, uh, maybe... (gulps) well, it might-might be feasible that, uh, (takes in a deep breath) Paige... borrowed the book.
What? Why-why... why... Why would you think that?!
See, now, this is what I meant by over-reacting, it's just that I...
You let Paige take the Book of Shadows out of the manor.
Well, no, I did not let her! It's just she left pretty quick and... it looks like she might've... (points to the open attic window)
Out of the window?!
Piper, I...
Phoebe, why would you even leave her alone with it?!
Well, because she's our sister.
(chuckles, then stops abruptly) Not for long! (stalks out)
(Phoebe follows Piper out of the door, only to return again to Cole, who is sitting on a chair)
Aren't you coming?
To vanquish your sister? (scoffs lightly) I think I'll sit this one out.
(Phoebe leaves while Cole twiddles his thumbs.)
You are so... (notices Paige's overlarge breasts) busted?!
Woo... hello!
You stole our sacred book, so you could perform magical plastic surgery on yourself?
What happened?!
I don't know, they just... grew.
(as Phoebe scoffs) Oh, right, and-and you had nothing to do with that.
Did you cast any spells?
One... (reluctantly after a pause) Five...
Five?!
Okay, what did you do just before you turned into Betty Boop?
Tell her, Piper. It's all right to hate her.
(Piper shakes her head once and turns to leave, angrily pulling against chained doors.)
You should hate her. When my parents died, I hated them. I was alone, and I hated them. It is okay to hate Prue!
(seemingly to Paige) How dare you! (suddenly turns and begins to beat her hands against Prue's gravestone) How dare you leave me! How could you go and die and leave me here all alone, please come back! I need you, please come back... (breaks down sobbing while turning back human)
It's okay, it's gonna be okay, honey.
It's not 'okay', she risked her life every day and she never thought about what would happen to me and Phoebe if she was gone.
I know...
How could she think... that I could live without her?
So, how scary was I?
Heck, I've seen worse. I've been worse.
With everything that happens in our lives, love just feels like an invitation for more pain.
Well... maybe you don't start with love. Maybe you just start with 'thanks'.
(noticing Paige's scratch) You know, Leo could fix that for you.
It's my first war wound, think I'll wear it with pride.
It'll never be okay that she's gone, Piper. But I promise it will get better.
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