Leo, Piper and others in “Exit Strategy”

Leo

Honey, we don't need a passport to honeymoon in Paris. With a blink of an orb, we can be sipping champagne at the Champs Elysees.

Piper

Yes, as romantic as you make that sound, I would rather fly Air France, than Air Leo. Just like every other normal newlywed.

Leo

Well, great, except that we're not.

Piper

Well, a passport for you could change all that, if I could just find... voila! Birth certificate. (She holds it up.)

Leo

Where did you get that?

Piper

From Dan's old file, the one he put together when he was suspicious of you. You remember him, don't ya?

Leo

Let's see, perfect hair, cleft chin, tried to steal you away from me? Vaguely, vaguely. This isn't gonna work, I was born in 1924.

Piper

No, you weren't. Okay, off-white background, black ink... Little trick I learned in high school.

Leo

You're gonna forge my birth certificate.

Piper

No. Just going to change one little number. (She white outs the number.) So, 1924 becomes 1974. And just like that, you are fifty years younger. (She writes in the seven.) Wait a minute, that makes you 27. That's younger than me. Maybe I should change another number.

Leo

Piper, this is completely illegal.

Piper

Yeah? Well, so is marrying a dead guy, okay? Let's not get technical now.

Prue

(walks into kitchen) Morning. What's up?

Leo

Oh, probably 3 to 5 years in jail if we're lucky.