Patty Halliwell quotes from Charmed

Grams

It was doomed from the start. You never even took his last name!

Patty

You wouldn't let me.

Grams

Well that's beside the point.

Piper

We didn't go anywhere. We were just standing here, and the next thing we knew...

Phoebe

We were just standing here.

Patty

I told you to use poplar buds.

Grams

It's a perfectly good spell. I mean, it moved them through time.

Patty

Yeah, ten seconds.

Victor

Patty.

Patty

Hello, Victor, how are you?

Victor

Good. I mean, I was good. Alright, who brought my ex-wife back from the dead?

Grams

Not now, Victor. I know you two have issues but that's what the reception is for.

Patty

It happened after your father and I were divorced, when Sam and I were together.

Cole

Sam?

Leo

Her whitelighter.

Cole

Hmm. Apples don't fall far from the forbidden tree, I see.

Piper

Shh!

Patty

It's okay, Mom, you just fainted.

Grams

Well of course I fainted, you're dead!

Phoebe

Are you getting any of this?

Paige

Whatever...as long as we're alive again that's all I care about. Plus, it's really nice to see you guys again!

Patty

Actually, we've never met.

Paige

Yes, we have, but you were ghost. (the look on Patty's face suddenly changed) Oh, does she know?

Grams

Yes, we know, we're both dead by now. We're over it.

Patty

Speak for yourself.

Patty

Now, this is our grandson Wyatt… ooh, so handsome!

Victor

But I-I'm… I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm so confused.

Patty

Ah, you'll get over it. I did.

Victor

Where did you come from.

Patty

1975. How do I look?

Victor

… Didn't anyone tell her, we're divorced?

Patty

What?

Victor

You dumped me, for your Whitelighter.

Patty

Sam?

Victor

Yeah, Sam! Paige's father!