“Look Who's Barking” · Season 3
In this episode: Piper Halliwell (7), Phoebe Halliwell (6), Prue Halliwell (4), Leo Wyatt (3), Cole Turner (1)
Well, I'm single again, so I have no choice but to live vicariously through your love life.
Wow, I'd pick a better love life if I were you. Lately mine's been rated PG for Pretty Grim.
That's because nobody makes it past the threshold Prue. I mean don't get me wrong, I'm glad that you're out there looking, but you can't keep saving yourself for Mr. Right. I need more vicarious thrills than that.
You can't stay down there forever.
Yes I can.
No you can't, you have a club to run and a husband who can't stand to live without you.
That's right. And, and two sisters who need you to cook for them and fight evil with them.
Okay, do you want her to come up or do you want her to stay down there?
I think that you're barking up the wrong demon.
Oh, she’s such a pretty dog.
What else did you expect?
A Doberman? (Prue growls) Easy!
Honey, watch your orbs.
This is worse than I thought.
Prue, no! No-no-no-no, very bad, Prue. Very, very bad Prue.
(Prue growls)
Hi, Cujo, who you growling at?
Maybe I'd better go check with the Elders, see if they know how to vaquish a banshee.
Wait a minute, don't tell me you're afraid of Prue.
Yeah!!
I never imagined anything like this could ever happen to us.
All I know is this can't go on much longer.
So, what we are gonna do?
Rock paper scissors?
No way, you already lost.
Two out of three!
Uh-uh.
This is so humiliating.
Are you okay?
Am I okay? Prue is a dog, and Phoebe is a banshee. I am not even in the vicinity of "okay". How did this happen? What am I supposed to do? And, you know, you could have told me about the witches turn into banshees thing a little bit earlier.
Honey, just try and relax.
Would you stop telling me to relax! [blows up sewing machine] That was Grams's sewing machine...!
Well, we don't have time for you to lose it.
Well, too bad, because I am losing it whether we have time for it or not.
Listen to me, we have to save Phoebe before she hurts anyone. If she kills just one person, she will stay a banshee forever.
Okay, could you give me all the bad news at once? Do you have to keep doling it out for dramatic effect?
We have to find Phoebe.
How, without Prue to track her?
We'll find a way. You can do this, Piper.
No, actually, I can't. See, 'cause Prue and Phoebe are the superwitches, and I just tag along and freeze things, and now I can't even do that right.
What are you doing?
I think you've got fleas.
You know what, that is so not funny, cause I think I do.
I think you do.
Okay, you have no idea how hard it was being a dog, okay, I mean, peeing outside, eating everything and anything, and just smelling everything...
Must have been ruff! No pun intended.
Aha... aha... Well, at least I got to meet a really cute guy.
You met a guy?
Mmhmm...
As a dog?!
Mmhmm...
How?!
Well, he ran me over.
We need your help. Phoebe's been turned into a Banshee.
A Banshee? Huh...that's different.
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