Leo Wyatt quotes from Charmed

Leo

I sorta... kinda lost the wedding ring.

Darryl

I've got a great ring guy downtown if you need one.

Piper

He doesn't need one, he has a ring. Mom's ring. I gave it to him, so he could give it back to me at the perfect, romantic moment!

Phoebe

Wow, Leo, you lost Mom's ring. It's a good thing you're dead already.

Leo

I had it in my pocket, Piper. All the orbing in and out...

Piper

Your orbs are grass if you do not find that ring.

Leo

You have to tell them, Phoebe. You can't wait any longer.

Phoebe

Well, it's not really an easy thing to drop into conversation, Leo. You know, like "your hair looks great. Cole's not dead. I let him go."

Prue

You know, besides, a wedding invite definitely makes a statement.

Leo

That he can tie a bow tie?

Leo

I thought you said there was nothing in the Book.

Piper

Well now, there's just a whole bunch of weirdness in it. Look.

Leo

Hemlock killing spell? That doesn't belong in here.

Piper

But it does have possibilities...

Leo

Piper!

Piper

I'm sorry, I don't know what I was... [she blinks into the kitchen.]

Leo

Piper?

Piper

In here, somehow...

Leo

You blinked.

Piper

I did not! Only warlocks do that.

Leo

Nope, you did it.

Piper

Catch us if you can!

Phoebe

Have you tried it yet, Leo? It's a real head rush.

Leo

Do you realize how serious this is? You're blinking, the Book is changing.

Piper

Maybe we're blinking because of the Book.

Leo

The Book is changing because of you. It is an extension of you.

Piper

I should care about that--but I don't.

Leo

This is what I was afraid of. Whoever's got Prue is somehow reaching you too.

Phoebe

Okay Leo, I can tell this really upsets you, but I gotta tell you, I really like this whole 'think it and it happens' deal. I mean, just think of the time we could save not chanting!

Leo

Have you guys lost your minds?

Phoebe

Oh, Leo, get on board. Whatever it is, this is fabulous. You can't imagine the freedom, the power.

Leo

Phoebe, that is evil talking. You have to fight it!

Phoebe

What did you ever see in him?

Piper

I don't know. He is kind of a stick in the mud, isn't he?

Phoebe

Oh, another great idea! May I?

Piper

Be my guest.

Leo

All right, think about the power of... [he gets cut off when Phoebe waves her hand and turns him into a stick in a barrel of mud.]

Phoebe

Look at all the fun we've been missing.

Piper

And this is just the beginning!

Phoebe

Dad doesn't know that Leo is a Whitelighter.

Piper

Well, I've been meaning to tell him, but considering Mom had an affair with her Whitelighter, I didn't think he'd be really receptive to the idea.

Leo

Piper, he's gonna kill me when he finds out.

Piper

Oh, don't be ridiculous, you're already dead.

Victor

Hm. Leo, I think it's time to come clean.

Leo

You do?

Victor

Yeah. I need to talk to you about something, man-to-man.

Leo

Man-to-man.

Victor

Well, from one mortal to another. Leo, it's not easy being married to a witch.

Leo

No?

Victor

That's why my marriage to Piper's mother didn't work out. It wasn't because I didn't love her, but because I wasn't prepared for what was to come.

Leo

Well, I think I'm prepared, sir. Uh, I mean, Victor.

Victor

Well, don't get me wrong, Leo. I want this marriage to succeed, that's why I'm warning you. But there are dangers out there worse than demons and warlocks. You do know about them, don't you?

Leo

Yeah, sure.

Victor

Well the dangers I'm talking about, you're not even going to see it coming. The thing I'm talking about will just sneak up on you (snaps his fingers in front of Leo's face) and destroy your marriage if you're not careful. Leo, do you know what a Whitelighter is?

Leo

Um...

Victor

Look, my point is, if you wanna...

Leo

Uh oh...

Victor

Wha?

Leo

Uh... (gulps) I have to go. Now.

Victor

Go?

Leo

Yeah, and I don't think you're gonna like the way I have to go, either. (smiles awkwardly at Victor and orbs out)

Victor

Oh, so now I'm supposed to trust a demon?

Leo

You know, as much as I hate to say this, Cole loves Phoebe. He took a huge risk to come here and try and prove himself to her and he will do whatever it takes to save her life.

Phoebe

He's right.

Victor

How can you be so sure?

Phoebe

Because he loves me as much as I love him.

Leo

I love her with all my heart, and I promise to keep loving her and taking care of her for the rest of this life, the afterlife and whatever comes after that. Now you may not support it, and you may not agree with it, but it is not going to stop me from marrying your daughter today. Nothing will.

Victor

You know.. I could probably get used to having a whitelighter for a son-in-law.

Cole

Everybody having fun down here?

Leo

Where do you stand on demons?

Leo

Piper, through all the tears and struggles, I always knew in my heart that we'd make it here. I promise to love and respect you from this point forward as your husband, as my wife, my lover, my friend, and my soul mate. All I am is yours.

Piper

Leo, you are the best thing that has ever happened to me. I was afraid that you were too good to be true, that maybe I didn't deserve someone so pure and beautiful and loving as you are. But here we are surrounded by the people that I love the most and I feel so proud, and so blessed to be your wife. Leo, I was born to love you and I always will.

Piper

I still don't understand why my sisters can't come, we could just do a group hug thing, and..

Leo

I can orb you because you're my wife, but I'm not a cosmic taxi for the whole family.

Phoebe

Hehe... you said wife!

Piper

It’s just so bright.

Leo

Of course it’s bright. It’s supposed to represent the light of eternal love.

Piper

Wait, does that mean we can never turn if off?

Phoebe

I don't think we're gonna be able to pull this off.

Leo

We have to.

Prue

We've been in tighter jams than this before.

Phoebe

But we're running out of time, I don't think we're gonna make it.

Prue

Phoebe, we can do this, okay? I mean, if we just get a quick bite to eat at Red's, we can still make the 9:30 Faithless at the Avalon.