Great party. We should do this more often.
Yeah. Maybe next time we can trim the guest list by one.
Piper. I had to invite Leo. He was at the club when I went to go pick up the supplies. He knew that we were throwing a party.
Well, didn't you think maybe he'd feel a little awkward being here because of Dan?
It doesn't look like he feels too awkward to me. Look, Piper, he's been mortal for what? A couple of weeks now? I mean, I felt bad for him. He doesn't know anybody and it's not like there's a fallen Whitelighters support group to join or anything.
Prue, I'm not upset with you. I'm just… I'm…I'm upset with the whole situation.
Well, Leo's just going to have to accept the fact that you're with... Dan now. You are still with Dan, right?
Yes. Of course. What do you think they're talking about?
You.
Great.
Hey, you guys! Give me a break, it's after midnight, I have mentors tomorrow.
Sorry Pheebs. Didn't realize we were being so loud.
Why don't you take a study break? Clear your head, come on down.
I can't, I have too many phobias. To learn about for my psych exam. I had no idea there are so many. Claustrophobia, arachnophobia, kleptophobia, phallusphobia.
Relaxaphobia.
Cute.
Just trying to help.
You can help by keeping it down. Did I mention it's after midnight?
Twice.
Party's breaking up anyway.
Thank you.
What the hell are they talking about?
My favorite ball player? Joe DiMaggio. Hands down.
DiMaggio? No, I meant when you were growing up.
DiMaggio was... my grandfather’s favorite. That’s why he’s mine too.
You know Leo, this is just an observation, but uh, you don't like to talk about your past that much. Do you?
It's just not all that interesting, really.
Not that interesting? I mean, being in the army sounds pretty interesting. How, I mean, how long have you been out?
Piper.
Hi guys. Having fun? Not talking about me too much, I hope.
No. No. Not at all.
No?
Actually Leo was about to fill me in on his army experience.
The army? Huh. Whoops. Look at the time. Gotta call it a night. Party's over.
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