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“Pardon My Past” quotes from Charmed

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“Pardon My Past” · Season 2

In this episode: Phoebe Halliwell (5), Piper Halliwell (4), Prue Halliwell (4), Leo Wyatt (2), Dan Gordon (2)

Great party. We should do this more often.

Yeah. Maybe next time we can trim the guest list by one.

Piper. I had to invite Leo. He was at the club when I went to go pick up the supplies. He knew that we were throwing a party.

Well, didn't you think maybe he'd feel a little awkward being here because of Dan?

It doesn't look like he feels too awkward to me. Look, Piper, he's been mortal for what? A couple of weeks now? I mean, I felt bad for him. He doesn't know anybody and it's not like there's a fallen Whitelighters support group to join or anything.

Prue, I'm not upset with you. I'm just… I'm…I'm upset with the whole situation.

Well, Leo's just going to have to accept the fact that you're with... Dan now. You are still with Dan, right?

Yes. Of course. What do you think they're talking about?

You.

Great.

Hey, you guys! Give me a break, it's after midnight, I have mentors tomorrow.

Sorry Pheebs. Didn't realize we were being so loud.

Why don't you take a study break? Clear your head, come on down.

I can't, I have too many phobias. To learn about for my psych exam. I had no idea there are so many. Claustrophobia, arachnophobia, kleptophobia, phallusphobia.

Relaxaphobia.

Cute.

Just trying to help.

You can help by keeping it down. Did I mention it's after midnight?

Twice.

Party's breaking up anyway.

Thank you.

What the hell are they talking about?

My favorite ball player? Joe DiMaggio. Hands down.

DiMaggio? No, I meant when you were growing up.

DiMaggio was... my grandfather’s favorite. That’s why he’s mine too.

You know Leo, this is just an observation, but uh, you don't like to talk about your past that much. Do you?

It's just not all that interesting, really.

Not that interesting? I mean, being in the army sounds pretty interesting. How, I mean, how long have you been out?

Piper.

Hi guys. Having fun? Not talking about me too much, I hope.

No. No. Not at all.

No?

Actually Leo was about to fill me in on his army experience.

The army? Huh. Whoops. Look at the time. Gotta call it a night. Party's over.

Good night everybody.

Finally.

You guys be safe.

MA Man

Thank you.

Okay, I asked you guys once to keep it down...

Phoebe?

Phoebe? Hey, are you alright?

Uh... Yeah. I think so.

What happened?

I don't know. But I'd sure like to find out.

Thanks.

You sure you're alright?

I'm fine, really.

You're lucky. Falling down like that you really could've hurt yourself.

Maybe we should call it a night, huh? Let her get some rest.

Uh, okay. I'll walk you out.

Okay. Hey, Leo. Comin'?

Er, no... He has to stay here and...

...Um, take glasses back to P3.

Now? At this hour?

I'm a tough boss. Ready?

Nice chatting with you.

Yeah, you too.

I thought he'd never leave.

The hell were you two chatting about all night?

Piper, do you mind? Phoebe, so what really happened?

Uh... Okay, I heard what I thought were party noises. So I came downstairs to check and to yell at you guys. And... I was attacked. By something invisible.

So, what, like a ghost?

I didn't sense another being. It was more, um... I don't know. Like-like a daydream, I guess.

A daydream? Since when do daydreams attack people?

It wasn't really an attack, it was more of... a seduction.

Interesting daydream.

Yeah.

So, I guess the question is what was it?

Have you ever run across anything like this? I mean, as a Whitelighter?

Not really.

Which means we have no idea if it's going to strike again or not.

Ok. Family tree. I know I saw one somewhere.

Uh, I still don't understand.

We were all related. Cousins. And we lived here at the manor back in the twenties.

Together? Here? So much for evolution.

Wait. So you saw us in our past lives? I mean, did we look the same?

Uh, yeah. You did, actually. Kind of.

In this time and in this place,

Take this spirit I displace,

Bring it forth while I go back,

To inhabit a soul so black.

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