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“Ex Libris” quotes from Charmed

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“Ex Libris” · Season 2

In this episode: Piper Halliwell (5), Phoebe Halliwell (4), Leo Wyatt (4), Prue Halliwell (3), Dan Gordon (1)

Hey, hi, I'm Phoebe.

CCharlene

I'm Charlene. Actually we've met. We even carpooled. Metaphysics 301, remember?

Oh, that's right and your dad is the professor of that class, right?

CCharlene

Yeah, dirty rat, he gave me a C. We don't get along in anything. Even metaphysics. But I'm hoping that'll change when I finish my thesis, get published, he'll finally have to take me seriously. I'll quit before I start telling you about my mother.

No, it's okay. I've been studying here for so long it's nice to have someone to talk to. So what's your thesis about?

CCharlene

It's about the existence of demons in our world.

Demons?

Prue, wh-what are you doing in here?

Piper, can you hand me a towel? Prue!

Hey Leo, nice orbs.

Bye... Bye!

Ow!

Let me help you, let me help you. Alright, go on, sicko.

Still Phoebe, you have to take care of yourself. You have to get some rest.

After. Piper, I did not go back to college to fail at it, okay. So what do I have to do? Okay, I'm gonna go change and then I'm gonna go to the library. Now, if any demon or warlock attacks, please just fend them off till Saturday. (to Leo) I have a question for you. Is it possible for someone to find proof that demons really do exist?

Mmm, I don't know, maybe. But even if anybody did, nobody would ever know about it anyway.

What do you mean?

Well, evil doesn't want anybody to know. It has a system for covering its tracks, protecting its identity. That's why demons disappear when you guys vanquish them.

Why do you ask?

Just curious. Okay, adios.

Were you close to you dad?

Uhh, well, that was long time ago. A different life time. I prefer to focus on the present.

So do I, which means I have to go, I have a dentist appointment. How long can you stay?

Uh, until they call.

Well, if they don't call before lunch, why don't you meet me at the club. I'll buy.

Well, you'll have to. Whitelighter pay sucks.

Alright, back to your position. Go on.

Are you kidding me? He's about to clock me.

I'm sorry, I can't help you with that. Let's go, let's go.

Ow! Piper, where'd you come from?

I'll be the one asking the questions. What the hell is going on?

Anybody here?

In here.

Hey. Oh, good, I was looking for that. Wait, what are you doing with the book?

Oh, I'm looking for the demon that's gonna kill me. I just love getting those premonitions.

Oh, okay, what premonition? When?

About an hour ago. Right after I was trying to tell Charlene that she's dead.

I'm lost.

Oh sorry! Wrong sister.

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