Leo Wyatt quotes from Charmed

Piper

Dan is back in town.

Leo

So? What am i supposed to go. Just hide out till he decides to leave again?

Piper

So, what am I going to tell him? The last time I saw him he handed me proof that you were killed in 1942. He's going to expect a reaction from me.

Phoebe

How about, 'Hey Dan, you're right, I am a necrophiliac. '.

Leo

Piper!

Piper

This is so not happening.

Leo

Listen to me, Piper. I told you, I've thought this whole thing through.

Piper

Uh huh. Is that why you asked me to marry you in a toilet?

Leo

I hate to be the bearer of bad news.

Piper

Can't you possibly be the bearer of a big hug?

Cole

1329 Prescott Street. (He holds out the bag of books. Phoebe looks confused.) On the receipt. In the bag. (He looks for it.) It was there. That sounded much better in my head.

Phoebe

They gave you our books and you thought you'd drop them by.

Cole

That wasn't so hard when you said it. I actually need the ones I bought, so if you don't mind I...

Phoebe

Of course you do, okay. (She goes to get the books. Cole starts to follow but she stops him.) Oh, actually, uh, you know, my sisters sort of got into it today so the place is a disaster, looks like a bomb went off. So if you don't mind just waiting here, that would be great. (She closes the door, gets the books and opens the door back up.) Hi! (She hands them to him.) So, you going back to the office?

Cole

Justice must be served, right?

Phoebe

Tell me about it.

Leo

Phoebe, everything okay? I was starting to get worried. Hey.

Phoebe

Um, Cole, Leo, Leo, Cole.

Leo

Nice to meet you.

Cole

Pleasure.

Leo

Sorry to, uh...

Cole

No, no, I was just leaving. Really need to take care of some business. (Leo and Phoebe go back inside. Cole walks down the steps. He puts his suitcase down and gets a handkerchief out of his jacket pocket. He wipes his hand.) Whitelighters always were messy. (to his shadow) Report this. (His shadow floats down the steps and goes down a drain.)

Prue

I think this is someones way of saying thank you

Piper

Am i dreaming? Hugs leo

Leo

Their giving us to change to show them that we can be together and still do our work then they will let us be together

Prue

Hey, are you a good witch or a bad witch?

Piper

I'm going to be a very good witch from now on.

Prue

And you picked a role model that wears lots and lots of pink?

Piper

Yes.

Leo

Glinda helped innocents didn't she?

Piper

Yes.

Phoebe

You had the answer all along? That's not help, that's mind games.

Piper

Nice costume.

Darryl

It's from my rookie days. Still fits.

Leo

Mine too.

Darryl

Isn't that from World War II? Who are you?

Leo

We'll help you out.

Prue

No, no, no. I'll hit the book alone. Your guys couple issues are really starting to hurt my head.

Piper

Wait, we have couple issues?

Prue

Resentment. Denial. Be nice!

Prue

Listen, here's the deal. Belthazor killed the Triad, now the Source wants him dead. Krell is trying to suck up to the Source, so he wants to kill Belthazor

Piper

Belthazor wants to kill us so the Source won't kill him.

Leo

And if you work with Krell he can kill Belthazor before he kills you.

Phoebe

Works for me!

Krell

How do you witches ever get anything done?

Leo

Come on Piper, isn't this supposed to be a fun thing. You know, going back and seeing all your old friends.

Piper

You weren't by any chance popular in high school were you?

Leo

Well I was.. I mean.. Is there a right answer to this question?

Leo

Why don't we try focusing on the positive? They're together.

Piper

That's it, that's your positive?! 'Cause I've got a list a mile long in the negative column.

Leo

Piper, any minute they are going to walk through that door with a perfectly good explanation.

Prue

Piper!

Leo

See!

Phoebe

We thought the good guys were bad guys, and in trying to vanquish them, we helped the real bad guys, which were dead ringers for good guys.

Leo

Was that English?

Leo

Piper, what are you doing?

Piper

Getting irritated. Who put Lady Attitude in charge?

Leo

She's not in charge.

Piper

Really? 'Cause she's acting like it. I thought Whitelighters were supposed to guide, not dictate.

Phoebe

Who's Natalie?

Piper

She's a f...

Leo

(interrupting) Fellow whitelighter. See, I finished your sentence.

Piper

Hm. That's not what I was going to say.