Leo Wyatt quotes from Charmed

Chris

I don't understand, why can't we orb?

Leo

Prehistoric. Magic won't be around until there's people around to use it.

Chris

Perfect. We'll just hang out for the next million years or so, no problem.

Leo

More like sixty-five million. It's the cretaceous period.

Chris

Man, you are old.

Leo

What would you say if I told you whoever attacked Chris was called a Phoenix?

Paige

Well, I would say, "What's a Phoenix?" and then you'd probably tell me.

Piper

Where's Wyatt?

Chris

He's in the living room.

Phoebe

What about Grams?

Leo

She... didn't make it. (The basement door opens. Grams walks out, coughing.)

Grams

Nonsense. You can't damage an old war horse like me. I'm already dead.

Leo

Phoebe, Paige, how are you?

Paige

Not so good, we have a problem.

Leo

Perhaps we should meditate...

Leo

Can we talk?

Chris

There is nothing to talk about.

Leo

I think there is. Quite a bit, actually.

Chris

It doesn't matter.

Leo

It does to me, Chris. You're my son. I think I deserve to know what I did that's so bad.

Chris

You were never there for me. You were there for everybody else, Mom, Wyatt, half the world, but you were never there for me. You didn't have the time.

Leo

So, maybe you came back from the future not just to save Wyatt. Maybe you came back to save us, too.

Chris

I doubt it.

Leo

(referring to the Games Masters) I'm gonna kill them.

No Leo you're an elder now non-violent. Remember?

Leo

Watch me.

Leo

Hey, I'm here now you can hold on okay? Hold on, hold on... I'm here, you can hold on. Don't give up, okay?

Chris

You either...

Leo

No, no, no. Please, no, no, please no...

Phoebe

Okay, you two! Stop it right now! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! (Paige and Phoebe pull leo and Piper apart) You go over there, you over... here. (Piper slaps Phoebe with her many hands) And keep your hands to yourself!

Piper

But you're interrupting us.

Phoebe

And saving life as we know it.

Leo

What are you talking about?

Paige

Look at your outfit. Does that look like something you normally wear?

Leo

Well, no.

Paige

Exactly. This is not the first time we have been hijacked by gods. So you just have to fight it.

Leo

I don't want to fight it. I haven't felt this potent in years.

Phoebe

Ew! Over sharing.

Piper

PLEASE, don't tell me you've been vanquishing demons with the children.

Leo

Well, Chris was fussy. It calmed him.

Let's see what you've been hiding from me. Oh, there's so much, so ready to come out. Let it out, let it all out!

Leo

You demons have it so easy. No morality to worry about. No attachments, no one to lose.

Piper

Yeah, you tell him, Leo!

Leo

When you kill, you feel NOTHING!

Piper

Leo!

Leo

Oh, hi sweetie, how are you?

Piper

Don't you sweetie me! Where are the boys?

Leo

Sorry to interrupt, but I have to tell you something that you're probably not gonna like.

Paige

Did you kill anybody else? I'm sorry.

Piper

They're out of their minds.

Leo

Still, he's gonna be sent here tomorrow.

Piper

Well, I hope I don't blow him up.

Leo

Piper, you can't blow up a whitelighter.

Phoebe

Why not? She blows you up all the time.

Leo

So, I don't understand. If I'm in the past...what are you doing here?

Chris

I'm guiding you.

Leo

So you're real?

Chris

No, but I represent something that is. I died in you arms, Dad. Killed by everything that you thought was good. I'm your root pain, okay? And I'm gonna be sticking with you until you're ready to let me go.

Leo

How will I know when that is?

Chris

C'mon. Lets check out some parts of your life that you really need to remember

Leo

Do I have a choice?

Chris

Hey it's your vision quest. It's up to you. C'mon.

Leo

(to Phoebe) Try and block her path.

Kyle

You were saying?

Paige

Thanks, guys, could you be any less subtle?

Kyle

Looks like your sisters agree with me.

Paige

Don't gloat.