“Once in a Blue Moon” quotes from Charmed

Phoebe

Oh. Any idea what this meeting's all about?

Paige

Oh, probably something to do with the kids.

Phoebe

Why? Did something happen?

Paige

Oh, I'm sure they've gotten kidnapped by the latest demon or something.

Phoebe

Paige, that is so not funny.

Paige

You got so emotional when you're PMS-ed.

Phoebe

And you got mean.

Paige

I do not got mean. I'm above it all. Nothing happens to me.

Piper

All righty than.

Phoebe

Oh, right, nothing happens to you. You're above it all.

Paige

Fine, I get a little jumpy.

Piper

And I get a little pissy, so watch it.

We know.

Paige

The good news is we all get over it at the same time.

Piper

As long as we don't kill each other in the process, which brings me to what we need to talk about.

Paige

Ah, that sounds serious. That calls for ice cream with three spoons.

Phoebe

Ah-ah-ah! Persional gain.

Paige

I know, but screw it, it's too good.

Piper

Anyway, I've been wanting to tell you guys something for a while. Um, I just didn't know how to say it.

Phoebe

Oh my God. Are you pregnet again?

Piper

No, this is not a good thing. Do you guys remember Zola, the Elder who disappeared?

Paige

Yeah.

Piper

Well, he didn't disappear. He was killed. Leo killed him.

Phoebe

Leo killed him?

Paige

Heh!

Piper

It was an accident. He didn't mean to. I mean, he was tricked.

Paige

You might want to tell that to Zola.

Oh!

Leo

Sorry to interrupt, but I have to tell you something that you're probably not gonna like.

Paige

Did you kill anybody else? I'm sorry.

Paige

Definitely a bachelor.

Phoebe

Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up!

Piper

What? Where are the boys?

Phoebe

The boys are fine. We're not.

Paige

Keep it down. Hey!

Piper

Hey, yourself. Look!

Paige

Oh my God! What happened to him?

Phoebe

I think we're what happened to him.

Paige

What are you talking about?

Phoebe

We're in the cage, that's what I'm talking about. I think we trapped our selves.

Piper

No, we didn't. Did we?

Phoebe

I think that dream I had was real.

Paige

So you're saying, that we, did this to him?

Phoebe

Do you have a better explanation?

Paige

That is crazy. (stands up, hits force-field, plops back down)

Phoebe

As you were saying?

Paige

Okay. What does this mean? We're demons?

Piper

No, we didn't turn into demons, Paige.

Phoebe

We turned into monsters.

Paige

I know we all get a little testy this time of month, but that's ridiculous.

Piper

It can't be that, it's gotta be something else

Phoebe

Like what? The blue moon?

Piper

We gotta get out of here. This is crazy. Paige, try to orb one of these crystals away.

Paige

Crystal. Blue moon?

Piper

They're out of their minds.

Leo

Still, he's gonna be sent here tomorrow.

Piper

Well, I hope I don't blow him up.

Leo

Piper, you can't blow up a whitelighter.

Phoebe

Why not? She blows you up all the time.

Paige

Do you think we should put some snacks in the cage?

Phoebe

Like what, a wildebeast?

Piper

Please don't say beast.

Paige

No, I'm just saying we don't know how long we're gonna be in here. What if I get hungry?

Piper

Well, then we'll have Leo throw us Whitelighter. Don't worry about it.

Paige

Oh, what happened?

You attacked us.

Phoebe

Oh, really? Then how come I'm the one with the headache?

We were forced to defend ourselves.