Who would shoot a gnome? And why is the G silent?
“Charmed Noir” · Season 7
In this episode: Paige Matthews (4), Kyle (3), Piper Halliwell (2), Leo Wyatt (1)
They're dicks.
(giggles) Dicks?
No, like private eyes, detectives.
Matchmake later, save sister now.
(to Phoebe) Try and block her path.
(Inside the book: Paige and Kyle are walking down the alley. A piano falls in front of them.)
You were saying?
Thanks, guys, could you be any less subtle?
Looks like your sisters agree with me.
Don't gloat.
DMiss Donovan
Lord of the Rings?
GGnome
Historically inaccurate.
DMiss Donovan
Harry Potter?
GGnome
Filled with juvenile delinquents.
DMiss Donovan
Even The Wizard of Oz?
GGnome
Disparaging to little people. Munchkins being persecuted. Filth!
Oh, come on, seriously?
DMiss Donovan
It is the same story with all the books. None of them deserve to be banned.
GGnome
I suppose you want another naked Godiva riding out of the book again.
Is that what this is all about? Godiva?
DMiss Donovan
It's just an excuse and he knows it. He's using it to push his own agenda which is to stifle freedom of speech.
(The gnome shakes his hand and Miss Donovan's mouth seals up.)
GGnome
Now that's what I call stifling.
That is uncalled for. You give her her mouth back now.
(He waves his hand and unseals her mouth.)
DMiss Donovan
Why you little worm. I should...
GGnome
Little. Did you hear that? She's a size-ist.
(Paige and Kyle are changing into 1930's clothing. Paige is behind a changing screen.)
You turned me into a felon, you know that, right? Breaking and entering, vandalism, theft.
It's a fiction story in a fiction world. I highly doubt we're breaking any laws.
It may be a fiction world but those bullets seemed pretty damn real to me.
Yeah, well, that's precisely why we need to blend in before those goons come to get us again.
(She reaches out and grabs a dress. She looks at Kyle.)
Are you peeking?
No. Are you?
(Paige pulls a face.)
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