This is Godiva.
Godiva?!
As in... Lady Godiva. In the flesh, so to speak.
“The Bare Witch Project” · Season 7
In this episode: Piper Halliwell (4), Paige Matthews (2), Leo Wyatt (2), Phoebe Halliwell (1)
PLEASE, don't tell me you've been vanquishing demons with the children.
Well, Chris was fussy. It calmed him.
It's okay, it's just a graze.
I still can't believe an Elder attacked you.
I know, they're supposed to be pacifists, right?
Have you seen Leo lately? Speaking of which. Leo!
He's a little mad at me and I can't say I blame him. I did kind of mess things up.
Well, that doesn't explain why he tried to kill you.
GLady Godiva
Pardon me?
I think the demon did something to the Elder, got him to free up his repressed anger somehow.
Oh, probably wasn't breastfed as a child.
Phoebe!
Phoebe What?
Well, either way, we wouldn't even be in this situation, this demon wouldn't even be here if I hadn't have had the great stroke of genius to try to save school.
So why do you think he tried to kill her?
GLady Godiva
If I could just--
Maybe he knew what I didn't know. Which is that since they came together, they have to leave together.
Yeah, but why wouldn't he want to go back?
GLady Godiva
If you would just listen to me...!
(She removes the robe she was wearing. Piper, Phoebe and Paige look away.)
Oh!
Wow!
That's just... a lot!
GLady Godiva
It is apparently still the only way I can get anybody to listen to me.
Woman, keep your clothes on, this is a family show. Really.
DLord Dyson
Let's see what you've been hiding from me. Oh, there's so much, so ready to come out. Let it out, let it all out!
You demons have it so easy. No morality to worry about. No attachments, no one to lose.
Yeah, you tell him, Leo!
When you kill, you feel NOTHING!
(Overdosed on Leo's suppressed rage, Lord Dyson screams and explodes)
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