About what the doctor said: it's gonna be a healthy baby.
Of course it's a healthy baby, I've seen him 22 and walking around.
Well you never know, something could've gone wrong!
Oh, stop being such a worry wart, you're starting to sound like...(Chris orbs in.) Chris! What are you doing here?
This better not be about demons, 'cause I am on my lunch break!
No, no. I just wanted to check how it went with the doctor.
Well. You'll be happy to know that you're a boy!
Funny. That's not what I meant.
(looking at ultrasound.) I don't see it...
Oh, see it's this little thing over here...
(snatches ultrasound away.) Hey! Excuse me, do you mind? (pauses, looks at ultrasound and squints.)
Wait, you had a force field with Wyatt but not with me?
Well I didn't have one, he had one. It was all his doing.
From the womb? He had powers from the womb? That's unbelieveable, it's not like I don't have an inferiority complex with him already. Thank you!
(to Paige) Did you find that demon yet?
Yes, actually I did. It's the Spider Demon. An evil creature that emerges from its hidden lair every hundred years to capture and feed off the most powerful magical being it can dtect, in this case, that would be you. (looks at Piper )
(Piper and Paige look at Chris. Chris looks up.)
This whole family needs a shrink
Okay, what do you say we make this eight legged freak wish it'd never been hatched?
Woah, hold it, you are not going anywhere mom, this is way too risky.
He's actually right without the Wyatt force field thing...
Okay, do you have to keep rubbing that in?
Aren't there any therapists in the future?
No, I don't wanna interrupt her date with Mark.
Actually, it's Mike this week.
No, it's Mitch, but who cares. We need her.
Are you hormonal or just plain crazy?!
One woman can only take so much.
What do you think these people are gonna do when they step out of their offices?
Well, they won't be touching my stomach anymore, that's what I think...
(Piper unfreezes the room.)
(to lady who was touching Piper's stomach.) It's okay, it's okay. We all get a little vertigo sometimes. (To Piper, entering in the elevator) No wonder that Chris grows up to be such a neurotic little freak!
Phoebe, Paige, how are you?
Not so good, we have a problem.
Perhaps we should meditate...
(while he's punching Leo.) You don't know me! You don't know me!
Bugspray, we shoulda used bugspray.
Why fight when I've already won.
(The troll knocks at the entrance of the cave. Inside, the Spider Demon growls as she is interrupted from feeding on Piper's cocoon.)
SD Spider Demon
Damn it. Can't a demon eat in peace?
(She leaves the cave, walking through the webbed doorway.)
SD Spider Demon
You're pissing me off, ya know?
(The troll stands on the Spider Demon)
There is nothing to talk about.
I think there is. Quite a bit, actually.
It does to me, Chris. You're my son. I think I deserve to know what I did that's so bad.
You were never there for me. You were there for everybody else, Mom, Wyatt, half the world, but you were never there for me. You didn't have the time.
So, maybe you came back from the future not just to save Wyatt. Maybe you came back to save us, too.
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