Leo Wyatt quotes from Charmed

Oh, for God sakes, Leo! We're orbing.

Leo

Okay, well, what about Phoebe and Paige?

What about them?

Leo

Well, they made us this big send-off dinner last night.

Oh, please. They ordered pizza.

Leo

Right. And we're not helping with the clean up.

Wow, if that's the best you got, you really do need a vacation.

Leo

But...

Arresto! Look, Phoebe and Paige just remade the world. I think they can handle the kitchen. Now, unless you have any more objections...Leaning Tower of Pisa, here we come!

S7 Show Ghouls

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Toast?

Leo

Yeah, it helps calm the butterflies.

You've been a whitelighter for sixty years and toast is what you got for me?

S7 Freaky Phoebe

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(Paige, Piper, Phoebe, and Future Wyatt are being attacked by a group of Demons that seem immune to Piper's power)

FWFuture Wyatt

Enough! (The demons stop) Leave my family alone. (Fires a powerful energy blast that throws the demons back then disintegrates them, overturning other objects in the attic)

Leo

Are you all right up there? (Piper stares up at Wyatt in amazement)

Oh, yeah! We're fine...

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(to little Wyatt) You see that book over there? Want you bring it to me? Understand...

Little Wyatt (starts to walk towards the Book. Out from the shadows, Leo steps out and walks over to Little Wyatt.)

Come on, Dad. You don't even have any powers.

Leo

That's right, I don't.

So what are you gonna do? Take away my cookies?

Leo

I don't need to do anything. You're gonna stop yourself.

That's what I always loved about you, Dad. Such a boundless optimist.

Leo

I know you. I'm your father and I know you still have good in your heart.

Now your optimism just sounds pathetic.

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Dad, seriously. I don't wanna have to hurt you, but if you get in my way...

Leo

I don't believe that. (Leo looks at Little Wyatt) You mind if I come over there for a second, Wyatt?

Stay away from him!

Leo

Is this your Wuvey? Could I see him, please?

Get away from him now or I'll kill you!

Leo

I don't think you will (stands up)

I told you to stop.

Leo

I was there when you were born, Wyatt. I gave up my powers for you. I tried to change the world for you ... and I would do it again in a heartbeat. You know why? Because I'm your father.

Stop it.

Leo

You wanna kill me? Go ahead. I gave up my life for you before.

(begging) Dad, please?

Leo

Look, I love you. Do you understand what that means?

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Leo

I'm his father. He is not gonna hurt me.

No? Ever read Hamlet?

Leo

Hamlet kills his stepfather.

Close enough. Freud says that acording to..

(exasperated with psychology-Phoebe) Woman, canned it!!

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Leo

Knowing how untrained and untethered magic could lean to disaster, the one in Atlantis, being a prime example, The Elders knew they needed to nurture young magic. The Elders knew they needed to nurture young magic... Billie? Billie are you listening to me?

Billie

Yeah, yeah, yeah, untethered magic, Elders, yeah, yeah, yeah... that.

Leo

Okay. Listen, if you're gonna take over the fight for the greater good I really don't think it's a bad idea if you... know the history of good magic. Listen, Paige wanted me to teach you something good and I think you kinda make me look bad.

Billie

Oh, come on, you could be teach me tic-tac toe, she woundn't care. She's just happy you get me of her back for the day.

Leo

Okay, so... The magical community knew it needed a place to nurture young magic so the Elders created Magic School.

S8 Desperate Housewitches

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(The Charmed Ones orb into a classroom in Magic School, as demons walk through the corridor.)

Billie was right. It's demon central.

(The sisters peek out of the door, and see Leo talking to The Source.)

Leo

Just trying to help you with the kid, that's all.

SThe Source

Now why don't I believe that?

We gotta hurry. Leo's in trouble.

Yeah, well, how are we going to stop The Source? We have no potions.

It's gonna take a lot more than potions.

How did you do it last time?

Not the same way we gonna do it this time.

You have a plan?

Yeah, and it starts with Mandy.

(In the Great Hall, Mandy watches The Source staring at Leo.)

MMandy

If you don't trust him, just kill him. Then we can go on a family outing. Slaughter a few innocents, have a picnic!

(The Source edges towards Leo, and sniffs.)

SThe Source

There's not a drop of evil in him. HE'S NOT A DEMON AT ALL!

(He then looks down to see Wyatt standing beside Leo. Leo pulls Wyatt behind him, and The Source looks up at him, gasping in surprise.)

SThe Source

This is too good to be true ... Daddy!

MMandy

What?!? Wait...

(Suddenly, Mandy faints to the ground, and the possessor demon separates from her.)

DDemon

What happened? Who did this?

We did.

(The Charmed Ones enter the Great Hall. As they do, The Source turns to them, and Leo grabs Wyatt, both of them heading to a chair and hiding behind it.)

SThe Source

I should have known the Charmed Ones weren't really dead! Only you've gone soft in my absence. WITHOUT THE HOLLOW, YOU CAN'T HURT ME!

Oh really? Hey, cupcake!

(Piper blasts the possessor demon into a wall. Just as the demon manages to get to her feet, Piper blows her up The Source yells in agony as he is pulled into a fiery portal, which then explodes and vanishes.)

Talk about your ball and chain!

I don't really understand. How did you ...

Well, she conjured him, so they're connected. She goes, he goes.

For eternity now.

Okay, well, we probably should get out of here, before any other demons recognise us...

What are we going to do with her? (nodding to Mandy, who is lying unconcsious on the floor)

Oh, come on, we don't need to save her! (Phoebe looks at her) What? She's still too perky!

S8 Desperate Housewitches

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See, this is what a Krychek demon is supposed to look like.

Well, maybe the one you guys were following was just a bigger one.

No, this wasn't just bigger. This was like going from you to Schwarzenegger.

That is so weird.

Yes, scary weird.

(Leo comes out carrying skiing equipment.)

Oh, good, you found the skis!

Leo

Yeah! But, they're kinda old, though. Maybe we should just rent new ones, you know? (He drops the skiing boots) Ah! Damnit!

Watch your language. Wyatt is picking up everything we say lately.

I'm gonna get some more coffee. You guys want anything?

No, thanks.

(Phoebe goes to the kitchen.)

You okay with those?

Leo

Yes, I got there. Listen, why don't we finish packing? I wanna miss traffic, okay?

I know, I'm gonna. I just, I need to talk to agent Murphy first about this demon of his.

Leo

Piper...

What? I- I can't just let it go. Can I?

Leo

Yes, you can. C'mon, when are we the last time had weekend together, alone?

I know, and I promise, nothing is gonna stop that from happening, I promise, but I… just kind need to talk him first.

Leo

Well, why… can't Billie talk to him?

(Paige walks in.)

You guys, I can not find Billie anywhere. She's not answering. Maybe we could just get her pager?

Well, just keep trying.

Phoebe (back from the kitchen): Oh, Paige! Henry called for you last night.

Why? What'd he want?

Uh, I don't know, but I'm pretty sure he wants, you.

That's ridiculous.

Why? Don't you like him?

No!

Really? Then why is your face turning red?

It's not turning red, I probably just put too much blush on.

Leo

It's… kinda turning red.

(Piper chuckles.)

Ok, why don't you and me (points to Phoebe) go see what the government's not telling us? And I'll be right back, I swear. (She kisses Leo, then heads for the door with Phoebe.)

Hey, don't you have a lunch date?

I canceled. I'm taking a little hiatus.

From lunch?

From men.

(Piper and Phoebe leave.)