Prue Halliwell quotes from Charmed

Prue

You know, if this doesn't work, I can look back and pinpoint the exact moment where it all went wrong.

Piper

And that moment's name would be Dad? Prue, you gotta admit if he can open the door, we kinda need him.

Prue

It's all about word choice Piper, we don't need him, we need his utter lack of power. Right? He opens the door, we save the day, we get on with our lives. It's a one-time group effort.

Piper

Glad to see you have a healthy handle on the situation, Prue.

Prue

I think I do!

What happened?

Prue

Piper froze ya.

S-she what?

Prue

(laughing) Yep.

You must prepare yourselves for battle. Mentally, physically, spiritually, sartorially...

Phoebe

I'm sorry, what?

Piper

She doesn't like our clothes.

You need clothes that are loose and move. That means no more braless, strapless... fearless attire.

Prue

Okay, then I have nothing to wear.

Alright, lets pretend I'm the enemy.

Prue

Oh, that is way too easy.

Very funny. Now, talk me through how you plan to separate me from my crossbow.

Piper

OK, first I freeze you.

I deflect that.

Phoebe

I guess I could levitate and kick you.

You just kicked a clone.

Prue

All right, how about I send in an astral Prue as a decoy and then I just ... (flicks her hand and yanks the piece of wood out of Natalie's hand) Oh, I'm so sorry. (Phoebe laughs at Prue's sarcasm)

Not as sorry as you would be if I just blinked behind you and stabbed you to death.

Prue

Well, that would be bad.

Piper

Ouch.

Phoebe

All right, you know what? This is too hard. Usually in these situations, you know, everything happens so quickly. The adrenaline is pumping.

I want you to think using your brains, not your glands. Now try again.

Prue

Something doesn't feel right. This was way too easy.

Phoebe

Or even worse, anticlimactic.

What the hell are you doing up here?

Phoebe

Kicking your ass!

Prue

Don't even bother trying to orb out. It won't work. You see, you didn't just get the powers of a Whitelighter, but you get their vulnerability too. So the poison in that arrow is killing you just like you killed Natalie.

Piper

It's kind of poetic.

Phoebe

I'm kind of in a rhyming mood--how about you, girls?

Prue

Sure, this poison isn't working fast enough for me.

Time for amends and a victim's revenge ...

Prue

Cloning power, turn sour ... (Eames bursts into flames and screams in agony)

Piper

Power to change, turn to strange ...

Phoebe

(in a mock Texas accent) I'm rejectin' your deflection! (Eames disintegrates)

Phoebe

Piper also babbles when she's nervous.

Piper

I resent that. I am expressing a valid concern about this continuing issue in our lives.

Prue

[walking in] What are you babbling about?

Piper

You know, if I could freeze the two of you, I would. Often.

Prue

You know, besides, a wedding invite definitely makes a statement.

Leo

That he can tie a bow tie?

Piper

Tell me the truth. Do you think I'm pushing it too far with the wedding?

Prue

Okay, why is Phoebe going to school without her books?

Piper

Okay, why is Prue not answering Piper's question?

Prue

Because Prue doesn't want both her sisters not speaking to her.

Prue

Can I have my lipstick back, Piper?

Piper

What lipstick?

Prue

The lipstick you borrowed last night.

Piper

Wasn't me.

Prue

Oh, I'm sorry. I must have gotten you confused with another Piper!

Piper

Whoa, Prue. Hey, hi. You don't look so good.

Phoebe

Oh, but that's a great dress.

Dantalian

Zile, Prue--eliminate them!

Piper

Prue, ignore her. Come on, come with us--we're your sisters.

Prue

I'm his wife, not your sister. [she raises her hands and sends Piper and Phoebe flying into the wall]

Prue

I love you.

You too.

Piper

Huh. Welcome to Planet Narcissist.

Cole

You have to hold my hand.

Prue

This sucks already.

Victor

Leo! You lying little piece of--

Piper

Okay, Dad. Not now. Stay with Phoebe. We'll be back.

Victor

Wha-?

Phoebe

Well, don't get mad at me. I've been shot.

What'll it be?

Prue

Moonshine

A what?

Cole

She means a whiskey. (to Prue) You watch too many old movies.

Prue

And you would be confusing me with Phoebe.

Cole

Ha, not a chance.