Prue Halliwell quotes from Charmed

Cole

Still think you should have worn that pretty little red dress drying on the line.

Prue

Yeah, it was a prostitute's dress. Not exactly the kind of impression I wanted to make. At least I'm not wearing some dead guy's clothes.

Grams

Is this the biggest arch you could get?

Prue

Without opening a fast food franchise, yeah.

Grams

Well just remember, if love is the quest, then marriage is the conquest. This place must feel like... victory.

Phoebe

And here I thought weddings were meant to be romantic.

Grams

Oh, my dear, sweet child.

Prue

Better listen to Grams, Phoebe. I mean you could always calculate her age by the number of rings on her fingers.

Prue

I'm sorry if I've been a little cranky.

Phoebe

Say no more. Princess Prue has spoken, by the orders of the queen, that's me! Phoebeville and all of it's glory will be abandoned for greener pastures, and two lattes.

Prue

Oh, all hail the queen!

Phoebe

Yay, I love to be hailed!

Prue

Hi. Need a little help?

Cole

What are you doing here?

How did you get here? What the hell's going on?

Well, well, well. The mighty Belthazor, in bed with a witch.

Prue

Don't make me sick.

Phoebe

They retreated?

Prue

Yeah. I kicked ass.

Cole

No, you kicked air.

Prue

You don't know me, you don't know anything about me.

But I've seen it so many times before. The anger, the pain. You lock up your tears and angrily steel yourself against me as if I was the ultimate evil.

Prue

You are the ultimate evil.

No. I'm not good or evil, I just am. I'm inevitable.

Phoebe

Well, if so I got the runt. Bad teeth, funky clothes and way easy to kill.

Prue

Black hair?

Piper

Bad breath?

Prue

Uh, I think I killed him.

Piper

Leo and I are moving. (Everyone puts down their papers.) Thinking of moving, out of the manor. Um, milk?

Prue

Excuse me?

Phoebe

Wait a minute. Life altering plans can not be squeezed in between 'pass the newspaper' and 'who ate the Special K?'.

Prue

Because we must be the only ones strong enough to kill him.

Piper

And he knew where to find us. What are we in the Warlock's Guide to San Francisco?

Piper

You know, I don't wanna be one of those old married lepers that nobody thinks if fun anymore.

Prue

You've never been fun, Piper.

Piper

I've always been fun, Prue. I am just Mrs. Fun now.

Piper

Sharp painful implement?

Prue

Check.

Phoebe

Ooh! Nice choice.

Piper

Was that for good?

Prue

Well, if it wasn't, he's really gonna miss his ear, 'cause it looks like part of it's dripping off the clock.

Piper

Yuck.

Prue

It’ll be just like having your own place.

Phoebe

Except with your sisters right down the hall!