Alright, well, nothing usually means something, and something usually means a boy, so...
“We All Scream for Ice Cream” · Season 3
In this episode: Piper Halliwell (7), Phoebe Halliwell (5), Prue Halliwell (5), Leo Wyatt (3)
He's still staring at me!
That’s not staring, that’s flirting!
You say tomato…
No! I say relaxo!
Prue, it's me leaving you another message after leaving Phoebe another message. I tried you at work, but they said you never checked in after your shoot, so where are you guys? (Piper sees the same guy as before standing at the other end of the bar). Uh, look, so call me, or better yet, just show up and save me from having to perform an impending awkward rejection all by myself.
CCaleb
Hi, I'm Caleb.
Piper.
CCaleb
I'm sorta new in town and I'm looking to meet someone... (Piper looks away uncomfortably) someone special? (Piper gives him a blank stare) I-I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt your phone call to your...
Fiance. Very large, very jealous, fiance.
CCaleb
Really? Does he ever come here?
Hahaha, yeah! All the time.
CCaleb
So he-he-he lives nearby?
Uh, look, I'm flattered, and you know, if this was another time or place... uhh, maybe you'd like to meet one of my single sisters?
CCaleb
You've got sisters, rrreally? Well, maybe we could all, uh, get together sometime? (Piper turns away, clearly exasperated) Uh, does your fiance like to hang out with your sisters too?
Okay, uhh, you know what? I don't know what kind of kinky stuff you're into, but there's a club, down the street, you might be more comfortable in. They've got, uh, cages and rubber floors, and a three-for-two special on Fridays.
Hey, alright I need some professional help.
No arguments here.
Anything?
Nope
Maybe if you did it again with a little more "ummph", you know? Maybe some choreography, Piper could back you up with some old school beatbox.
How did I know I wouldn't get any help from you crazy people?
Prue, if you keep ignoring me, my feelings might actually implode.
Why don't we try focusing on the positive? They're together.
That's it, that's your positive?! 'Cause I've got a list a mile long in the negative column.
Piper, any minute they are going to walk through that door with a perfectly good explanation.
Piper!
See!
We thought the good guys were bad guys, and in trying to vanquish them, we helped the real bad guys, which were dead ringers for good guys.
Was that English?
You know, if this doesn't work, I can look back and pinpoint the exact moment where it all went wrong.
And that moment's name would be Dad? Prue, you gotta admit if he can open the door, we kinda need him.
It's all about word choice Piper, we don't need him, we need his utter lack of power. Right? He opens the door, we save the day, we get on with our lives. It's a one-time group effort.
Glad to see you have a healthy handle on the situation, Prue.
I think I do!
[At the junkyard, Victor re-attaches the solenoid in the engine to start the demon-catching music; the demon kids walk up to the truck and get sucked in. Leo arrives with Caleb who is revealed to be the new Ice Cream Man]
So, your interest in me?
ICIce Cream Man (Caleb)
Uh, huh. Strictly professional. I was lost. But until I was sure who you were I couldn't just come out and say, hey are you a Charmed One, 'cause I need you to take me to my demon-catching truck.
Whenever I decide to have kids, remind me of this day.
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