Natalie quotes from Charmed

What happened?

Prue

Piper froze ya.

S-she what?

Prue

(laughing) Yep.

You must prepare yourselves for battle. Mentally, physically, spiritually, sartorially...

Phoebe

I'm sorry, what?

Piper

She doesn't like our clothes.

You need clothes that are loose and move. That means no more braless, strapless... fearless attire.

Prue

Okay, then I have nothing to wear.

Alright, lets pretend I'm the enemy.

Prue

Oh, that is way too easy.

Very funny. Now, talk me through how you plan to separate me from my crossbow.

Piper

OK, first I freeze you.

I deflect that.

Phoebe

I guess I could levitate and kick you.

You just kicked a clone.

Prue

All right, how about I send in an astral Prue as a decoy and then I just ... (flicks her hand and yanks the piece of wood out of Natalie's hand) Oh, I'm so sorry. (Phoebe laughs at Prue's sarcasm)

Not as sorry as you would be if I just blinked behind you and stabbed you to death.

Prue

Well, that would be bad.

Piper

Ouch.

Phoebe

All right, you know what? This is too hard. Usually in these situations, you know, everything happens so quickly. The adrenaline is pumping.

I want you to think using your brains, not your glands. Now try again.

Leo

Chris, what are you doing sitting around here? Aren't you supposed to be getting to know your new charge?

Oh, hi, Leo.

Chris

Okay, look, before you get mad, you're the one who wanted me to have a charge in the first place. Remember?

Leo

To protect her.

Oh, he was using protection.

Chris

Yeah, I don't think that's what he meant.