Prue Halliwell quotes from Charmed

Piper

"Sure, you can use P3 for a photo shoot." Hello? Remember me?

Prue

Oh, poor Piper! Well, you know what? The martyr routine's really getting old.

Phoebe

Hey guys, what's going on?

(to Phoebe) Shut up!

Prue

You know what? I am so sorry I didn't check with you about your stupid little club, but I was busy being the only witch concerned about the Triad.

Piper

Oh, right--without the mighty Prue Halliwell, we'd all be dead. Get over yourself, Prue.

Phoebe

Sisters, what has gotten into you two?

Prue

(to Phoebe) By the way, you owe me for a car tow and a tank of gas, you little leech!

Phoebe

I'm sorry, is it "Gang Up On Phoebe Day' and nobody told me?

Piper

News flash--the world does not revolve around Phoebe!

Prue

Yeah, so while you spend the night screwing the DA, we are stuck picking up your slack. (Andras, watching outside the window, infects Phoebe with rage)

Phoebe

What's the matter, Prue? Jealous? All work and no play making you even more boring?

Prue

Oh yeah, there's a lot to be jealous of, Phoebe. What, jealous that I'm still in school? Jealous that I'm still unemployed? And jealous that I am still living off of my sisters?

Piper

Yeah, Grams said you'd never amount to anything.

Prue

I am so sick that I have been saddled with the two of you my entire life!

Phoebe

Whatever, I'm leaving!

Piper

Oh sure--you're such an immature brat, you leave every time you can't hack something.

Phoebe

Well, there's nothing keeping me here now, is there?

Prue

Oh, well I see that you inherited Dad's talent for bailing!

Phoebe

That's because the two of us couldn't deal with living with the two of you!

Piper

Well, at least I'm not so stupid that I had to do college twice.

Phoebe

Well, at least I had the courage to go away to college. What's the matter, Piper? The real world too much for you? I am so sick of the two of you ganging up on me and judging me!

Prue

I am so sick of saving your asses!

Piper

I'm sick of being taken for granted, and those are mine! (yanks one of her earrings off Phoebe's ear)

Phoebe

Ouch! Bitch!

Prue

Okay, that's new.

Phoebe

Demon with...demon filling.

Prue

Pig's feet.

Piper

Yecch.

Prue

Ecch?

Piper

Yecch.

Prue

So you can slice off a chunk of demon flesh, but you can't touch a pig's foot?

Piper

I'm a vegetarian.

Prue

Since when?

Piper

Since now.

Prue

Who are you?

Krell

I am Krell, a Zotar.

Prue

Hi, I'm Prue, a Scorpio.

Prue

Listen, here's the deal. Belthazor killed the Triad, now the Source wants him dead. Krell is trying to suck up to the Source, so he wants to kill Belthazor

Piper

Belthazor wants to kill us so the Source won't kill him.

Leo

And if you work with Krell he can kill Belthazor before he kills you.

Phoebe

Works for me!

Krell

How do you witches ever get anything done?

Prue

Come on, why do you even care what those people think?

Piper

Only a former cheerleader could ask that question.

Prue

Wow, you only scored a four, that is just so sad.

Excuse me, but you only scored a five out of ten on my list.

Prue

Right, So I got an F, but dude, you got an F-!

Ouch! That's a bad high school flashback.

Prue

Oh my god.. and she's been acting really.. and she left without saying.. and and the bottle, she wanted to destroy it.

Phoebe

I'm trying to jump on your thought train but you're moving a little too fast for me here.

Prue

Hey, alright I need some professional help.

Phoebe

No arguments here.

Prue

Anything?

Piper

Nope

Phoebe

Maybe if you did it again with a little more "ummph", you know? Maybe some choreography, Piper could back you up with some old school beatbox.

Prue

How did I know I wouldn't get any help from you crazy people?

Leo

Piper, any minute they are going to walk through that door with a perfectly good explanation.

Prue

Piper!

Leo

See!