(loudly barges in Cole's office)
PhoebeYou slimy, son-of-a-bitch!
Phoebe
What are you, evil and blind? Yeah, it's me! Look, why don't you just admit you're behind this? Admit it, so I can use magic to fight you!
I don't know, uh, I don't know what you're talking about.
Phoebe
Look, Cole, my career is the most important thing to me. Okay, so is that your plan? To take it away from me, so that I-I come running to you for comfort?
Phoebe, I love you, and I don't know what's going on... but, maybe I can help... Would you like me to kill someone for you... your-your boss, perhaps?
(Phoebe angrily starts throwing the papers on his desks up.)
Phoebe
I might not be able to use magic, but...
You're sexy when you're mad, you know. I can't wait until I get to kiss you again.
Phoebe
Cole, I will never be with you again. I hate you. I - hate - you. Do you get that?
Hate is good. It's passionate, intense. It's-it's... it's a breath away from love.
(Phoebe laughs and stops abruptly, quickly leaving the room.)
Phoebe
What about water birth, can we do that at home?
EEva
Yeah, we could rent a tub.
What am I, a dolphin? I'm not giving birth to fish!
Well, actually dolphins aren't fish, they're mammals.
(Cole walks in on Phoebe and another demon kissing)
DDemon
Sorry, my liege. But I thought... I didn't think...
(Before he can finish, Cole vanquishes him with an energy ball)
Phoebe
(infuriated) Are you kidding me? What did you do that for?!
What'd I do what for? You're in here screwing some guy, I'm supposed to ignore it? You're my WIFE, goddamn it!
Phoebe
(disgusted) Oh, you have got to be kidding me. After all this time now you're playing the aggrieved husband?!
(flings the contents of her vanity table on the floor) You DON'T UNDERSTAND! IT'S ALL WRONG! It's not the way it's meant to be here!
Phoebe
(shocked) Okay - it's okay, relax...
(almost hysterical) This is all messed up! How'd it get messed up? You have no idea what I've given up for you!
Phoebe
(she gapes at him) Wh-what about what I've given up, Cole? I've given up my family, my heritage, my life!
Oh yeah, from where I'm standing, it looks like you have a pretty damn good life to me!
Phoebe
Look, the only one getting anything out of this is you. And I have no idea what that is. The only reason I'm still here is to make sure that what happened to Prue does not happen to Piper, and you know it!
(despairing) What happened to us, Phoebe? How'd we get here? We used to be so in love! Even without your sisters, it's not working... Why?
Phoebe
(regretful) I don't know... Maybe it just wasn't meant to be.
(Cole punches Phoebe to the ground)
GO! Go get her sisters, they just attacked me!
DDemon
Sisters? You mean there's another?!
Yes, damn it! Get 'em and kill 'em on sight!
Phoebe
Paige was telling the truth...?
I didn't go through all this to lose you, Phoebe. If I'm going down, you're going down with me!
(Paige, Leo and Piper sneak into the mansion to try and kill Cole. They peer around the corner into the entry hall.)
(They creep into the entry hall past the stairs.)
Phoebe
(running down the stairs) What are you guys doing here? You have to leave now.
(surprising them) Right here. (he throws an energy ball, sending them crashing against the wall)
Phoebe
No! (she kneels by them while Cole telekinetically draws the vanquishing potion into his hand) What did you do to them?
Exactly what they were gonna do to me. (he and Paige glare at each other)
(taking Piper's wrist) She's still alive. Grab her hand.
Phoebe
(bewildered) What?
I don't know how you got here, Paige. But if it's any consolation, I know exactly where I'm gonna bury you. Right next to yourself.
Grab her hand. (she glares at him and then looks at Phoebe)
(As Phoebe does so, the chandelier shimmers and covers the three of them in a white light. Cole throws another energy ball, but it bounces off the light.)
Phoebe
(standing up) The Power of Three.
(also standing) That's us. Potion! (her powers activated, the potion orbs from Cole's hand to hers) I do hate long goodbyes.
(Paige draws her hand back to throw the potion, but Phoebe grabs her hand at the last minute)
Phoebe
No! (she takes the potion out of Paige's hand)
Phoebe, are you crazy? Throw it before he shimmers out!
She's not gonna throw it. Are you?
(Phoebe holds the potion in her hand and stares Cole down)
We've been through so much together, haven't we? Our love's so strong, nothing can destroy it, not even this. We're meant to be together.
Phoebe
I don't think so.
(She throws the potion. Screaming, Cole burns up from the inside and blows up.)
Oh, please, God, tell me I'm back.
Oh, there you are. Where'd you orb to?
(grunting) Where have you been? What happened to your clothes?
Time must have continues moving on in this reality, too.
Phoebe
Hey. What's going on?
Phoebe
Hi. Oh! Oh, okay. What's the celebration?
I'm just... so happy to be home, that's all!
I did? God, no. Never! Well, I mean, you know, maybe when I'm married or pregnant or... hopefully both at the same time. We're sisters. We shouldn't split up until we absolutely have to. You know that, right?
Phoebe
I hear that.
(sneezes) I'm still here, right?
Phoebe
No.
Phoebe
Paige, what did you do?
Phoebe
Cole?
I'm telling you, he's gone. For good.
Phoebe
Yeah, that's what we thought last time.
And the time before that.
This time is different. He straddled two worlds just like I did, but he wasn't invincible there. Cole's not coming back... ever.
It just seems far too easy. I don't know how I feel about that.
I think you should feel good about it, you know? We don't have to look over our shoulders anymore. It's over.
Phoebe
I guess it just wasn't meant to be.
SRSpencer Ricks
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen baby. Oh wait, that's a woman's place, isn't it? So then you wouldn't have anywhere to go, would you?
Phoebe
You know what? You are a turkey. And turkeys don't write columns. (She turns him into a turkey) But they do make delicious dinners.
Phoebe
A little help here.
What are you doing with that thing?
Phoebe
Well, first I'm going to kill it and then I'm going to stuff it.
You are not bringing that filthy thing in the house.
Phoebe
Oh, yes I am. Thanksgiving is early this year.
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