Phoebe Halliwell quotes from Charmed

Piper

Maybe the baby thought that fireworks were prettier than demon guts.

Paige

Abracadabra!

Phoebe

Nice job!

Piper

You did all that with abracadabra?

Paige

Nah, I used a spell. I just always wanted to say that

Elise

Dear Phoebe, my career is on the fast track, I'm wildly popular and the money's pretty damn good. What should I do?

Phoebe

Stop whining.

Elise

Damn, you are good.

Miles

Hey, how long were you married?

Phoebe

Not long, but we were together for two years. The beginning was great it's just the end was, uh...hell.

Miles

Yeah, I had the same experience with my ex.

Phoebe

Uh, no, pretty sure you didn't. Well you know 'cause you know every situation is so different.

Cole

I think somebody's trying to drive me crazy.

Phoebe

Yeah, well, that makes two of us.

Phoebe

Okay people, time to get over our fears right now!!

Piper

Easy for you to say. You're not facing killer spiders!

Phoebe

Neither are you.

Phoebe

Paige, orb the potion.

Paige

It's in a puddle.

Piper

You can do it, Prue did.

Ay, there's the rub. You're no Prue, are you?

Phoebe

Okay, something really freaky happened last night when I was with Miles.

Piper

You guys are already getting freaky?

Miles

You saved my life.

Phoebe

Oh, it was nothing.

Miles

It was my life.

Phoebe

Yeah.

Miles

I should be dead right now.

Phoebe

Yeh, but you're not. That's good.

Miles

You saved my life.

Phoebe

I think we've been over that part.

Miles

Did I thank you?

Miles

Your kisses kill me.

Phoebe

Right back at ya.

Piper

Too many spells and potions to remember, let alone defend against.

Phoebe

We're dead.

Piper

Again.

Paige

And again.

Phoebe

How long have you guys been standing there?

Paige

Long enough to know you've got some serious 80's dance moves!

Piper

I gotta go home 'cos I gotta interview magical nannies tomorrow and I gotta prepare.

Phoebe

Magical nannies...you mean like Mary Poppins?

Phoebe

Last night two guys held up a bar and a vigilante killed them.

Paige

That sounds more like you need an arrest warrant, not a potion

Phoebe

Not when the vigilate is tall, dark and handsome and can send people flying with the wave of a hand.

Piper

Well, that doens't mean it's Cole.

Phoebe

Did I forget to mention the scorch marks?

Piper

That means it's Cole!

Piper

Is that who I think it is?

Phoebe

Mom's whitelighter.

Piper

And Paige's father.

Phoebe

I want him dead. I want this over with. And if this doesn't work, we might not get a second chance.

Piper

Got it. Kill him. Dead.