Phoebe Halliwell quotes from Charmed

Piper

Havin' a crappy day?

Phoebe

Yeah.

Piper

Cole?

Phoebe

Yeah.

Angel of Destiny

By the way, thought you'd like to know, neither decision would've affected yours and Leo's personal destiny.

Piper

What?

Angel of Destiny

You'll find out soon.

Phoebe

Oh my God.

Piper

What?

Phoebe

Don't you get it?

Piper

What?

Phoebe

Don't you get it? She's pregnant!

Piper

Who's pregnant? I'm pregnant?

Phoebe

Hi baby.

Who are you people?

Paige

Witch.

Leo

Angel.

Phoebe

Mermaid.

Paige

Don't you mean Witch?

Cole

Too many people talking at once.

Phoebe

You see, Cole, this is exactly what I'm talking about. Good people don't turn other people into water coolers!

Phoebe

Okay, how?

Piper

I don't know! Get in touch with your inner fish!

Phoebe

Ouch!

Leo

Sorry I was a medic, not a vet.

Phoebe

You are holding me hostage!

Paige

Yep looks like it.

Phoebe

Look I am not a common goldfish. I cannot ignore the call of the sea!

Paige

Well the call of the common bathtub is just gonna have to do.

Phoebe

Dead? What do you mean she's dead?

Leo

Don't worry. The dwarves are all over it.

Phoebe

The dwarves?

Leo

Piper cast a spell that wound up summoning the descendents of the seven dwarves. Actually, they prefer to be called little people now.

Phoebe

Snow White and the Little People?

Phoebe

Hey, I'm walking here!

Get out of the street!

Phoebe

Woman to woman. Cole was the love of my life, and I'm finally learning to live my life without him. Calling him for a favor would open a can of worms that I've worked so hard to close.

Elise

Woman to woman. If you're still describing this guy as the love of your life, then the can is open, the worms are out, and you may as well use them to go fishing.

Leo

Hey, are your boobs always this sore?

Cole

Wait a minute, I'm confused…

Phoebe

Cole, maybe you should leave.

Phoebe

Okay, here are your crackers, here's a pad and a pen, we need a summoning spell.

Leo

What, now I'm supposed to rhyme?

Phoebe

Yeah, no rest for the whiny.

Phoebe

Think what you what, I think my niece is a genius. She did what any good marriage consultant would've done.

Leo

A good marriage consultant would've swapped our powers?

Phoebe

No, she would've made you walk a mile in each other's shoes.

Cole

So, did you get my flowers?

Phoebe

Yeah. "Sorry I tried to strangle you." Probably not a card that the florist gets to write every day, huh?