Elise quotes from Charmed

Elise

Dear Betrayed, I suggest you beat your cheating husband with his secretary's stapler. Then he'll think twice before bending her over her desk again.

Phoebe

Well it might be a little harsh, but I think it makes a point.

Phoebe

Woman to woman. Cole was the love of my life, and I'm finally learning to live my life without him. Calling him for a favor would open a can of worms that I've worked so hard to close.

Elise

Woman to woman. If you're still describing this guy as the love of your life, then the can is open, the worms are out, and you may as well use them to go fishing.

Elise

Dear Phoebe, my career is on the fast track, I'm wildly popular and the money's pretty damn good. What should I do?

Phoebe

Stop whining.

Elise

Damn, you are good.

Elise

Are you leaving us?

Phoebe

I'm sorry?

Elise

The grass is greener. Kind of a goodbye column, isn't it?

Phoebe

No. Not necessarily.

Elise

Phoebe, I've been doing this a long time, I know how to read between the lines. Come on, talk to me.

Phoebe

Okay, um... It's just that... Things change. You know what I mean? Life changes.

Elise

Don't you like a job anymore?

Phoebe

Of course I do, Elise. I love my job, you know that.

Elise

But?

Phoebe

But... Like I said, things change. For the better thou. You'll see.

Elise

No, I don't understand.

Phoebe

Um, okay. Have you ever gone through a period in your life, where all you can think about, all you wanna do, is just get away from it?

Elise

When I was married to my ex. James L. Connors. What a smug.

Phoebe

Okay, and you were able to move on from him, right? Rebuild your life? Even through at the time you probably felt you couldn't?

Elise

Yeah.

Phoebe

Well, it's the same thing. That's what I'm talking about. One door closes and another one opens. Sometimes you just have to take that faith.

Elise

Phoebe, I don't...

Phoebe

I promise you Elise. This is gonna be great, for everyone. Otherwise, I won't be doing it.

Elise

Do what?

Phoebe

I gotta go.

Elise

No. Wait. But you...

Phoebe

Thank you, Elise. Thank you for everything you've done for me. Goodbye, all of my dear beautiful friends! I will see you tomorrow when a bright new sunshining day begins. Michelle, you are the best. Donald! Donald, I gotta tell you... you... you are the man! Greg, I... you know, we never liked each other, didn't we? Oh... that will all change! Until tomorrow, everyone!