“Just Harried” · Season 3
In this episode: Piper Halliwell (4), Phoebe Halliwell (4), Grams Halliwell (3), Leo Wyatt (2), Victor Bennett (2), Prue Halliwell (1), Cole Turner (1), Patty Halliwell (1)
Is this the biggest arch you could get?
Without opening a fast food franchise, yeah.
Well just remember, if love is the quest, then marriage is the conquest. This place must feel like... victory.
And here I thought weddings were meant to be romantic.
Oh, my dear, sweet child.
Better listen to Grams, Phoebe. I mean you could always calculate her age by the number of rings on her fingers.
I'll see you tomorrow, at four o'clock, Mrs. Halliwell. The women keep their names in this family.
Ah, you stick your tongue down her throat but you don't know her name?
That against the law?
Huh, wow, so you're relinquishing control to your little sister. You must really be tired.
Piper, you have to stay positive. You know what? I have Celine Dion "Behind The Music" on video cassette. Would you like to watch that?
Would you like to get slapped?
I love her with all my heart, and I promise to keep loving her and taking care of her for the rest of this life, the afterlife and whatever comes after that. Now you may not support it, and you may not agree with it, but it is not going to stop me from marrying your daughter today. Nothing will.
You know.. I could probably get used to having a whitelighter for a son-in-law.
Everybody having fun down here?
Where do you stand on demons?
Patty.
Hello, Victor, how are you?
Good. I mean, I was good. Alright, who brought my ex-wife back from the dead?
Not now, Victor. I know you two have issues but that's what the reception is for.
Prue! What the hell is going on?
Prue! Get your astral ass back here!
As Halliwells, we are blessed as witches but we are cursed as women. Sometimes I think we're all destined to be alone.
Piper, through all the tears and struggles, I always knew in my heart that we'd make it here. I promise to love and respect you from this point forward as your husband, as my wife, my lover, my friend, and my soul mate. All I am is yours.
Leo, you are the best thing that has ever happened to me. I was afraid that you were too good to be true, that maybe I didn't deserve someone so pure and beautiful and loving as you are. But here we are surrounded by the people that I love the most and I feel so proud, and so blessed to be your wife. Leo, I was born to love you and I always will.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Charmed pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
