[about the wood glue] Peww, Lazlo, that smells terrible.
Really? I kinda like the smell of wood glue.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Ah, Merp! The only reason the cave bean listens to me. Now, that Lazlo took him I have no one to talk to.
Who are you talking to?
Nobody.
[walks into the living room] Alright, Scoutmaster Lumpus! Ready for your- [notices he is injured violently, surprised] Oh, my! Your back, it's all in knots.
[walks into the plains, sadly] I can't have anything they can! You meet a frozen caveman, they become friends and BAM! Somebody wants to thaw him out! He was my... [sniffles] ...friend. He'd listened! [starts crying] Now there's no one to listen no one in the whole...wide...world. [sits down by a lake] There's just me, listening...to me...
[with binoculars staring up at the sun] Is it bad to stare directly at the sun?
[looking directly at the sun with binoculars and getting his eyes slowly burned] Yes.
[panicking over the egg] WHAT AM I GONNA DO?!
Aren't you gonna lay another one?
We don't have to watch.
The Ed-man is going to calmly walk over here...he's going to close his eyes...and when he opens them, he's going to wake up from this nightmare. [shuts his eyes tight]
Sneaky!
[to himself] WAKE UP, EDWARD! There, it worked!
HOW?! How can you eat eggs?!
MMilt
Uh, with a fork?
You...you animals! [stomps on the floor in fury]
[talking about a great scout] That was back when beans were beans. Way back...last week.
Mr. Slinkman, where would are society be without books? Think of the notebook, think of the phone book...and the most greatest book of all...THE COMIC BOOK!
I don't like meat. I LOVE meat!
[after the steak grows a little bigger; shocked] What happened?!
It must be the growth hormones.
Growth hormone?
Wait, Lazlo, if I eat one more bite, I'm going to explode!
LProfessor Lion
[off-screen] Hey, Edna, would look at this, they finally put Camp Kidney on the place mad map. That's perfect!
EEdna
Just what we've been waiting for.
LProfessor Lion
Now our life has purpose beyond the early bird special.
Wait a minute.
What?
Flying marshmallows?
True story.
[short pause] Well, that was the best story I ever heard!
[The other bean scouts cheer]
Pass the story stone, Raj.
Your turn, Chip. [extends his arm over Harold, Milt and Larrison, giving the stone to Chip]
You missed someone, pal.
Who? Skip?
No, somebody closer. [whispering] Harold.
[also whispering] Who's Harold? [Lazlo points to the blue walrus scout] Oh! [laughs; offering Harold the story stone] Story stone?
[protesting] Oh, no thanks.
Oh, come on, Harold. Everybody's got a story to tell.
[shocked and annoyed by Harold's story about bananas and seeing his toenail growing] Ugh, losers.
[Later… Harold and his friends walk back to their cabin]
MMilt
[trying to cheer him up] I loved your story! [playfully elbows him] The part about the toenail was like, WOW!
It was stupid. [sulking in disappointment] Why can't I tell cool stories like Raj (does)?
MMilt
Hey, why can't I get a life? [he and Larrison laugh hysterically]
I'll tell you why! All we do is stand in the background and watch the cool guys do stuff. I'm sorry but I'm gonne be cool, or my name's not Harold.
MMilt
But your name's not Harold.
Well that's what the cool guys call me!
Got any marshmallows, Samson?
[passing by] Nope. Quit three weeks ago.
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