Scout Master Lumpus, have you seen... [screams] MY CHEESE WHEEL!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
So, you can just eat those spiny things and nothing will happen to you?
Well, I'll bloat a little... [bloats up like a balloon] ...after that you don't want to know what happens.
Don't forget to excuse me from pantsing.
What? You can't get excuse from that. It's a camp thing.
[surprised when seeing Chip and Skip pantsed] Goodness gracious ...
[surprises Raj in order to get him pantsed] Whoops! Ok, [gets a checklist of his victims who are pantsed] let's see now. Raj, Chuck, Samson, Mort, Clam, Bill, Chip, Skip, Dave and Ping-Pong, Gordon, Fred, Norman, Milt. That leaves...Lazlo. [to the scouts] Alright, Beans, listen up, tell Lazlo his pants are as good as mine.
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I lost everything! Nickels, dimes, and quarters! [weeping] The horror!
Hello, Lazlo.
Oh, hi, Edward.
You hiding from me?
Yeah, I just thought I could lay low here for a while until it flew ooo...Edward! [looks at map] Edward, what are you doing here?
I live here, you idiot. You know, [uses shrub buddy voice] shrub buddy.
[after stopping Lazlo from running and uses a shrub as a disguise] Hey, Lazlo.
What? Who's there?
It's me, the shrub, your buddy.
My shrub buddy?
Yeah, that's it, shrub buddy. I hear you have some worries about getting pantsed.
Uh, yeah?
Yeah, well, I thought so. I'm willing to help you out.
You're a shrub.
Yeah, I know. Your shrub buddy. [reveals a map] Here, check this out. This is a map to a secret hideaway where you can lay low for a couple of days. But I'm not even sure I'm gonna give it to you.
Oh, please, can I have it? Oh, please! Oh, please!
Well, okay, but don't tell anybody.
Shrub buddy, you're the best buddy in the whole world.
Yeah, yeah, sure, Lazlo.
[turning the lights on and off] Ooh! Spooky! Very Halloweeny!
[hiding under the bed] Lazlo, don't you think we should have gone home with the other bean scouts?
[walks over to the bed] What? And miss out on spending Halloween at Camp Kidney and Prickley Pines? They don't know what they're missing.
What exactly are they missing?
Only the chance to dress up in scary costumes and march through the woods from house to house, walking up to the porch with the winds a-howling... [whips the blanket off of Raj, waves it, and imitates the sound of wind blowing. He wraps it around his body like a cape] Knocking on the door and reciting the three magic words.
M-M-Magic words?
[flashes at Raj] Trick or treat!
[pops his head out of a traffic cone] Trick or treat!
Then what? Then what?
Then they give us candy.
[whimpers, then stops] Candy?
All-you-can-eat gumdrops, Sugar Smithies, Frosted Fizzies, caramel apples, and chocolate bunnies.
[confused] Chocolate bunnies?
Halloween bunnies.
Oh, I love Halloween bunnies!
But you must believe in Halloween. For those who don't believe will get tormented by the curse of the Halloween Spirit!
What does the curse look like?
Like a scary monster or something.
Oh. I do believe!
Belief!
Wow! I can't believe we did it.
I can't believe we accomplished everything on our list of things to do for the perfect Squirrel Scout day.
I sure am glad that we decided to save the best thing on the list for last… snail bathing. [giggles]
But it pales in comparison to the thrills and spills of hornet racing, I'm still tingling from that exciting fifth place.
I think scummy dipping was best thing on the perfect day list. I do so love swimming in a good puddle of pond muck.
[The squirrel scouts are all wearing fancy Fru Fru dresses, while Patsy, Nina, and Gretchen only grumble in annoyance]
Don't you ladies look Fru Fru in those lovely dresses? Okey-dokey. The public speaking portion of the Miss Fru Fru pageant will teach you to speak with authority. [volunteers Gretchen] Gretchen will demonstrate!
[Patsy and Nina both giggle as Gretchen grumbles in annoyance before Jane Doe gives her a poem]
[clears throat] This is a tree poem by, um, Heimlich McMuseli.
[claps excitedly] Oh, that's a good one, Gretchen!
[looks at Patsy and Nina, both snickering at her; growls before beginning to speak] Ahem. O tree, O tree O tree, O tree. [starts losing her temper as her friends snicker more] O free the Lea the Lea! [Patsy and Nina finally burst out, laughing; finally loses her temper] THAT'S IT! [screams in rage as she rips off her dress and chases after them before they climb into a tree; violently tries to chop it down with an axe]
Oh, I feel kind of bad for Miss Doe. She really had her heart set on this Fru Fru thing.
What does "Fru Fru" mean, anyway?
Well, why don't we go look it up? Come on! [later in the cabin, she and her friends are searching the word of "Fru Fru" in the dictionary] All right, let's see. "Phish… Phrank." [finds the word "Phru Phru" (that starts with "Ph")] Aha! "Phru Phru: Refers to the mysterious ceremony in which some primitive tribes believe they are given the ability to fly." [puzzled] Ability to fly? Oh, that's weird.
[realizes] Wait a minute! Don't you girls remember the Fru Fru motto?
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"Be true to the Fru Fru spirit we adore and your heart will soar forever more."
Soar! She was telling us that we would fly! That's why she wanted us to do all that dumb girly stuff.
So we could be given the ability to fly?
I think I'd like to be given the ability to fly.
You want me to blow your mind?! Because I'll blow your mind! I LIED!
I love you Raj!
Yeah Yeah ditto. Let's just do this.
I despise you, Lazlo.
I love you, Scoutmaster Lumpus!
I despise you, Lazlo.
I love you, Scoutmaster Lumpus!
I despise you, Lazlo.
I love you, Scoutmaster Lumpus!
What badge am I missing?
The Handy Helper badge.
And that means to earn that badge, I'll have to ...
Help someone.
Help someone?! [screams] NO!
What are you doing, sir?
I'm simply too valuable to waste away at this miserable excuse for a camp. The real world needs someone with my can-do spirit, my intellect.
But, sir, why leave when you could just stay, earn your badge, and be done with it?
Because the man know the real world doesn't need badges or Grand Legume, Slinkman.
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