Lumpus and Slinkman in “Unfinished Business”

Lumpus

What badge am I missing?

The Handy Helper badge.

Lumpus

And that means to earn that badge, I'll have to ...

Help someone.

Lumpus

Help someone?! [screams] NO!

What are you doing, sir?

Lumpus

I'm simply too valuable to waste away at this miserable excuse for a camp. The real world needs someone with my can-do spirit, my intellect.

But, sir, why leave when you could just stay, earn your badge, and be done with it?

Lumpus

Because the man know the real world doesn't need badges or Grand Legume, Slinkman.