TV QuotesDatabase
S3 E11

Camp Camp · Season 3, Episode 11

Nerris, David and others in “City Survival”

Nerris

[notices a couple with one holding a sword] WHOA! Where are they going!?

David

[forces Nerris to move along] Nowhere! Probably some drug convention!

[Harrison is watching a street magician]

Street Magician

Find the silver ball. [as he shuffles the cups] Get an authentic Dolex watch!

Harrison

Heh. What an amateur. He doesn't even have a ball.

David

[grabs Harrison's arm and yanks him away] Harrison!

Dolph

David, look! Zat baldman is handing out flyers with a picture of me!

David

[forces Dolph back to the group] Let's go this way.

Young Adult Woman

Hello, sir. Would you like to help save the kids?

David

I'M TRYING! [the woman walks away]

Man in Trenchcoat

[walks up to David] Hey, wanna have a good time?

Preston

[rhetorically answering] Sure! David loves having a good time!

David

[nervously laughs] No thanks.

Man in Trenchcoat

[opens his trenchcoat to reveal flyers and brochures to the museum while his shirt reads "I ❤️ Trench Coats"] You sure? Kids get in free to the museum today! There's hot air balloon rides to the park, all kinds of fun activates for all ages!

David

Oh! Thank you!

Nurf

We're actually looking for some of our missing friends. About, yay high, real nerdy?

Man in Trenchcoat

Hm... If I were to start somewhere, I'd go with downtown. That's why I got lost as a kid. Good luck! [David and the rest of the campers wave "bye" at him cheerfully; to himself, sadly] Ugh. Never did find my parents.

More from this episode

More Camp Camp quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Camp Camp pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.