[on the phone at work] Well, I'm sorry Xander...next time, close the door when you take a shower at my house...of course they're curious!
S7Potential
The smell will lead us to the potential.
Or some poor soul who ate too many chimichangas.
Plucked from an ordinary life, handed a destiny
Say Skywalker, and I smack ya.
...
It's like--well, it's almost like this metaphor for womanhood, isn't it? The sort of flowering that happens when a girl realizes that she's part of a fertile heritage stretching back to Eve, and-
I'll pay you to talk about Star Wars again.
VVi
It's like a gay bar...but with demons.
They'll never know how tough it is, Dawnie, to be the one who isn't chosen. To live so near to the spotlight and never step in it. But I know. I see more than anybody realizes because nobody's watching me. I saw you last night. I see you working here today. You're not special. You're extraordinary.
Maybe that's your power.
What?
Seeing, knowing.
Maybe it is... Maybe I should get a cape.
S7The Killer in Me
I know. But you should go. This trip is important for the girls, to understand the source of their power, and know how to use it right.
I don't think they appreciate the gravity of what we're undertaking. It's frightening and it's difficult. Then, apparently someone told them that the vision quest consists of me driving them to the desert, doing the hokey pokey.. until a spooky rasta mama slayer arrives and speaks to them in riddles.
Let's start with the easy stuff. How long have you known... that you were gay?
Wait. That's easy? And what, you just assume that I'm gay. I mean, presume much?
Okay, sorry. How long have you enjoyed having sex with women?
Hey! What, you think you have some sort of special lesbo-dar or something?
Okay, you know there's a better word for that, right?
[Spike lies bleeding because of his malfunctioning control chip.]
Well, we'll fix it. We'll hit serious research mode--
Good. Try Behavioral Modification Software Throughout the Ages.
[sighs] Okay. You're right. Not a book thing. [pauses] It's a phone thing.
Who you gonna call?
[Buffy looks askance at him.]
God, that phrase is never gonna be usable again, is it?
Doubt it.
Now wait a minute--you think I'm evil... if I bring a group of girls on a camping trip and don't touch them?
SSoldier
Miss Summers! Agent Finn reported that you tried to contact him earlier today.
I knew it! [whispers to Spike] Government conspiracy.
SSoldier
He indicated you might be needing our assistance. We're to provide you anything you need to help Ass-Face here.
[Spike and Buffy stare at him.]
SSoldier
Those were his exact words, ma'am.
S7First Date
You think I'm losing sight of the big picture, but I'm not. When Spike had that chip, it was like having him in a muzzle. It was wrong. You can't beat evil by doing evil. I know that.
LLissa
I can't even figure out if I've got the right kind of rope.
That depends on what you need it for. Something like functional around the house, or, you know, recreational -- by which I mean, for example, boating or mountain climbing -- not for tying someone up for sexy, funky fun... In conclusion, rope can be useful in various ways.
Well, then, I'd, um, I'd like to take you out to dinner, if that's all right with you. I mean, you don't have to. I'm certainly not saying come to dinner if you enjoy having a job. [chuckles] You know, I may have to make up a document saying I didn't just say that and have you sign it.
Sure. I'd be happy to have dinner with you.
Great. I'll draw up the paperwork.
[about a date with Principal Wood] Or it could be work-related. Maybe I'm getting promoted for doing such a good job.
[laughs heartily, then sees Buffy's look] Right, that makes sense too.
Or maybe he knows I suspect he's up to something, and he's taking me out to kill me.
Well, you'll have to dress for the ambiguity.
You know, it's not even that he's acting that suspicious. It's just - there he is. On the hell mouth. All day, every day. That's got to be like being showered with evil. Only from underneath.
Not really a shower.
A bidet. Like a bidet of evil.
...
I'm gonna wait for that sentence to come around again before I jump on.
Yes, it was in Buffy's underwear drawer. She has nice things.
FThe First (as Jonathan)
Show me.
Well, I didn't take 'em, but there were thongs and regular underpants-
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