[The Scoobies are burning R.J.'s enchanted jacket in Buffy's fireplace.]
Xander, be honest. You didn't, you know, think about slipping that jacket on a little bit?
I refuse to answer that on the grounds that it didn't fit.
S7Him
Hey, Anya, you never told us what you can't believe you almost.
AAnya
Almost who now?
No, you can't be the only not embarrassed one. What did you do?
AAnya
[nervously] I, uh, wrote a poem. An epic poem...comparing him to a daisy and a tower and a lake.
RARadio Announcer
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AAnya
Okay great! Ice cream. My treat.
S7Conversations with Dead People
Wish I'd have stayed in Mexico.
Ah, I didn't like it there. Everyone spoke Mexicoan.
You could've learned it. You learned the entire Klingon dictionary in two and a half weeks.
That had much clearer transitive and intransitive rules, okay? Besides, I can't keep having those nightmares.
Me neither. Desde abajo te devora.
"It eats you, starting with your bottom."
Gonna make it right.
We're outlaws with hearts of gold.
HWHolden Webster
Whoa. Did my face just change?
Yeah. You look human now. You can do that. Go back and forth.
Oh, so I'm a vampire. [laughs] How weird is that?
Sorry.
No, no. Feels great. Strong. Like I'm connected to a powerful all consuming evil that's gonna suck the world into a fiery oblivion. How about you?
Not so much connected.
No, no. I mean, with the stake? And the cross? You do this kind of thing a lot?
I'm The Slayer. It's sort of a thing.
So, what? You like fight vampires professionally?
Oh, I don't get paid. It's more like a Calling. Since... even in school.
I heard a lot of rumors about you back then. You were all mysterious.
I was?
Well, you were never around. A lot of kids thought you were dating some really old guy, or that you were just heavy religious. Scott Hope said you were gay.
What? I dated that ringworm!
He says that about every girl he breaks up with. Then, last year, big surprise... he comes out.
Oh, I have so much to learn. Come on, isn't this insane? I mean, I was afraid to talk to you in high school, and now we're, like, mortal enemies. Hey, wouldn't it be cool if we became nemeses?
Is that how you say the word?
We're gonna have to fight to the death, aren't we?
It's the time-honored custom.
Wow, reality just shows up sometimes, doesn't it? But, you know, I've got the bloodlust pumping, and I kinda get it. I'm looking for a fight. And, oh, it's nothing personal.
Oh, no, I mean, you've been great.
...
Hey, I don't mean to be Count Buttinsky here, but you just don't seem as thrilled. Is it because we're gonna fight?
It's because I'm gonna win.
Hello! Two years of Tae Kwon Do and vampire strength. I think somebody's counting their chickens.
You're not leaving this graveyard. Can't let you.
...
If you knew what I've done, what I've let myself become. My best friends don't even know. You'd laugh if you heard some of the things I've done to them.
Buffy, I'm here to kill you, not to judge you.
Oh my God!
Oh, your God what?
Oh, well, not my God. Because I defy him and all of his works. Does he exist? Is there word on that by the way?
Nothing solid.
FThe First (as Cassie)
[after trying to trick Willow into believing Tara wants her to kill herself] I can see it now. Candlelight, the Indigo Girls playing, picture of your dead girlfriend on your bloody lap... [mocking] Oh, baby, you left such a big hole. It hurt so bad! [serious] You don't know hurt. This last year's gonna seem like cake after what I put you and your friends through, and I am not a fan of easy death. Fact is, the whole good versus evil, balancing the scales thing? I'm over it. I'm done with the mortal coil. But believe me, I'm going for a big finish.
"From beneath you, it devours."
FThe First (as Cassie)
Oh, not "it"... ME.
Things are coming, Dawn. Listen, things are on their way. I love you, and I love Buffy, but she won't be there for you.
What? Why are you--
When it's bad, Buffy won't choose you. She'll be against you.
No! No, don't go! Please don't go! No. Oh.
S7Sleeper
Why would a vampire lie about who sired him? What's that? Some kind of status symbol for the undead? My sire can beat up your sire.
AAnya
You know you were a lot more fun when you didn't have a soul.
Oh, come on now, I've just explained to you...
AAnya
All I'm saying is soulless Spike would have had me upside down and half-way to happyland by now.
YWYoung Woman Vampire
Is that all I was to you, a one-bite stand?
Well, I certainly didn't off her. Where are you getting this? You know I can't.
Right. The chip.
No, not the chip! Not the chip, dammit. You honestly think I'd go to the end of the underworld and back to get my soul and then-- Buffy, I can barely live with what I did. It haunts me. All of it. If you think that I would add to the body count now, you are crazy.
[to Buffy] As daft a notion as "Soulful Spike the Killer" is, it is nothing compared to the idea that another girl could mean anything to me. This chip--they did to me. I couldn't help it. But the soul, I got on my own--for you.
I know.
So, yeah. I go and pass the time... with someone. But that's all it is is time, 'cause--God, help me, Buffy--it's still all about you.
S7Never Leave Me
I am Willow. I am Death. If you dare defy me, I will call down my fury, exact fresh vengeance, and make your worst fears come true! OK?
There was this one guy, he hurt her real bad. So she paid him back. She killed him, but she did it real slow. See, first she stopped his heart, and then she replaced it with darkness, and then she made him live his life like that. But he still had to go do his job, see his friends, wake up in the morning and go to bed at night, but he had to do it all... empty. Without anything to look forward to... ever.
Sounds bad.
Well, then she tore out his intestines and rubbed it in his face and took pictures of it.
Oh, God.
But she's downstairs now. Don't worry about her.
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