Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 7
“Him” · Season 7
In this episode: Buffy Summers (3), Willow Rosenberg (3), Anya Jenkins (3), Xander Harris (2), Dawn Summers (1)
So, do you have plans later or are you just going to go down to the docks, wait for the fleet to come in?
[shocked] What?
[furious] Where do I start with the bad? First, you told me you were going to the library. Second, you do not go out on a date without informing me first. Third... Anna Nicole Smith thinks you look tacky!
[Xander finds Buffy straddling R.J. in the counseling office.]
Hey guy, it's called knocking.
I'm sorry, it's just checkout time was an hour ago. We were hoping to make up the bed. And also, it's a classroom, you chowderhead! [to Buffy] Now get off the boy, Buffy, we're going home.
Damn love spell! I have tried every anti-love spell spell I can find.
Even if you found the right one, guy would probably just do an anti-anti-love-spell spell... spell.
What?
[The women are threatening one another with what they're each going to do to win R.J.'s love]
Willow, you're a gay woman! [Willow makes a face conveying "And?"] And he... isn't?!
This isn't about his physical presence! It's about his heart.
His physical presence has a penis!
I can work around it!
[The Scoobies are burning R.J.'s enchanted jacket in Buffy's fireplace.]
Xander, be honest. You didn't, you know, think about slipping that jacket on a little bit?
I refuse to answer that on the grounds that it didn't fit.
Hey, Anya, you never told us what you can't believe you almost.
Almost who now?
No, you can't be the only not embarrassed one. What did you do?
[nervously] I, uh, wrote a poem. An epic poem...comparing him to a daisy and a tower and a lake.
And now the latest on Sunnydale's late-night bandit who is still at large. A masked thief held up a number of large businesses— [Anya quickly switches off the radio]
Okay great! Ice cream. My treat.
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