Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 7
“Conversations with Dead People” · Season 7
In this episode: Buffy Summers (3), Holden (3), Willow Rosenberg (1), Dawn Summers (1), Andrew Wells (1), Joyce Summers (1), Jonathan Levinson (1), First Evil (1)
Wish I'd have stayed in Mexico.
Ah, I didn't like it there. Everyone spoke Mexicoan.
You could've learned it. You learned the entire Klingon dictionary in two and a half weeks.
That had much clearer transitive and intransitive rules, okay? Besides, I can't keep having those nightmares.
Me neither. Desde abajo te devora.
"It eats you, starting with your bottom."
Gonna make it right.
We're outlaws with hearts of gold.
Whoa. Did my face just change?
Yeah. You look human now. You can do that. Go back and forth.
Oh, so I'm a vampire. [laughs] How weird is that?
Sorry.
No, no. Feels great. Strong. Like I'm connected to a powerful all consuming evil that's gonna suck the world into a fiery oblivion. How about you?
Not so much connected.
No, no. I mean, with the stake? And the cross? You do this kind of thing a lot?
I'm The Slayer. It's sort of a thing.
So, what? You like fight vampires professionally?
Oh, I don't get paid. It's more like a Calling. Since... even in school.
I heard a lot of rumors about you back then. You were all mysterious.
I was?
Well, you were never around. A lot of kids thought you were dating some really old guy, or that you were just heavy religious. Scott Hope said you were gay.
What? I dated that ringworm!
He says that about every girl he breaks up with. Then, last year, big surprise... he comes out.
Oh, I have so much to learn. Come on, isn't this insane? I mean, I was afraid to talk to you in high school, and now we're, like, mortal enemies. Hey, wouldn't it be cool if we became nemeses?
Is that how you say the word?
We're gonna have to fight to the death, aren't we?
It's the time-honored custom.
Wow, reality just shows up sometimes, doesn't it? But, you know, I've got the bloodlust pumping, and I kinda get it. I'm looking for a fight. And, oh, it's nothing personal.
Oh, no, I mean, you've been great.
...
Hey, I don't mean to be Count Buttinsky here, but you just don't seem as thrilled. Is it because we're gonna fight?
It's because I'm gonna win.
Hello! Two years of Tae Kwon Do and vampire strength. I think somebody's counting their chickens.
You're not leaving this graveyard. Can't let you.
...
If you knew what I've done, what I've let myself become. My best friends don't even know. You'd laugh if you heard some of the things I've done to them.
Buffy, I'm here to kill you, not to judge you.
Oh my God!
Oh, your God what?
Oh, well, not my God. Because I defy him and all of his works. Does he exist? Is there word on that by the way?
Nothing solid.
[after trying to trick Willow into believing Tara wants her to kill herself] I can see it now. Candlelight, the Indigo Girls playing, picture of your dead girlfriend on your bloody lap... [mocking] Oh, baby, you left such a big hole. It hurt so bad! [serious] You don't know hurt. This last year's gonna seem like cake after what I put you and your friends through, and I am not a fan of easy death. Fact is, the whole good versus evil, balancing the scales thing? I'm over it. I'm done with the mortal coil. But believe me, I'm going for a big finish.
"From beneath you, it devours."
Oh, not "it"... ME.
Things are coming, Dawn. Listen, things are on their way. I love you, and I love Buffy, but she won't be there for you.
What? Why are you--
When it's bad, Buffy won't choose you. She'll be against you.
No! No, don't go! Please don't go! No. Oh.
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