Buffybot quotes from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Giles

Quite extraordinary, really.

Thank you. But I really think we should be listening to the other Buffy, Guiles. [She pronounces it with a hard G, like "guy."] She's very smart and she's gonna help us save Spike.

Giles

"Guiles?!" [turns to address the real Buffy] Spike didn't even bother to program my name properly!

Buffy

[to the Buffybot] Listen, skirt girl, we're not going to save him. We're going to kill him. He knows who the Key is, and there's no way he's not telling Glory.

You're right. He's evil. But you should see him naked! I mean really!

Willow

I got her head back on, didn't I? And I got her off those knock-knock jokes.

Oh, who's there?

Xander

If you want her to be exactly...

Spike

She'll never be exactly.

Xander

I know.

Tara

The only really real Buffy is really Buffy.

Giles

And she's gone.

If you want her to be exactly she'll never be exactly I know the only really real Buffy is really Buffy and she's gone who?

Giles

[sadly] I just can't help but wonder if... she would have been better off without me. Buffy.

I don't think that's true. You were very helpful to her.

Giles

[laughs bitterly] Right. Yes, I was a perfect Watcher. I did what any good Watcher would do - got my Slayer killed in the line of duty.

Oh, that wasn't your fault.

Giles

Of course not. That's how all Slayer-Watcher relationships end, isn't it? She's gone. I did my job.

[innocently] Then why are you still here?