“Bargaining, Part One” quotes from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Spike

Come on, I'm not going to get anything killed with you lot holding me back.

Tara

I thought the big ones were supposed to tire more easily.

Spike

No, that's over the hill shopkeepers.

Giles

[Out of breath] I'm fine. I just need to die for a minute.

Spike

It was that powder you blew at him that made him rabbit off.

Tara

It was supposed to confuse him but it just made him peppy. Its not supposed to mix with anything. You think he's taking prescription medication?

Giles

Well let's hope he doesn't handle any heavy machinery.

Willow

I got her head back on, didn't I? And I got her off those knock-knock jokes.

Oh, who's there?

Xander

If you want her to be exactly...

Spike

She'll never be exactly.

Xander

I know.

Tara

The only really real Buffy is really Buffy.

Giles

And she's gone.

If you want her to be exactly she'll never be exactly I know the only really real Buffy is really Buffy and she's gone who?

Tara

You found the last known Urn of Osiris on eBay?

Yeah, from this desert gnome in Cairo. He drove a really hard bargain, but I finally got him to throw in a limited-edition Backstreet Boys lunch box for -

- a friend.

Xander

Scenario: We raise Buffy from the grave. She tries to eat our brains. Do we: a) congratulate ourselves on a job well done-

Willow

Xander, this isn't zombies.

And zombies don't eat brains anyway, unless instructed to by their zombie master. A lot of people get that wrong.

Giles

[sadly] I just can't help but wonder if... she would have been better off without me. Buffy.

I don't think that's true. You were very helpful to her.

Giles

[laughs bitterly] Right. Yes, I was a perfect Watcher. I did what any good Watcher would do - got my Slayer killed in the line of duty.

Oh, that wasn't your fault.

Giles

Of course not. That's how all Slayer-Watcher relationships end, isn't it? She's gone. I did my job.

[innocently] Then why are you still here?