TV show quotes
I don't care what Gambling Dan thinks. Why does he call me The Major?
It stands for Major Wuss. He says if there was a Whipped magazine, you'd be the centerfold.
Okay, first of all, there is a Whipped magazine. I didn't subscribe. Somehow they found me.
Cory, I never asked you to wear an engagement ring. You saw mine and said, "Pretty. I want one."
I call this next poem "Feeny."
"Mr. Feeny is very smart
On many subjects, including art.
And yet he can't help me with my frustration --
COME ON, TOPANGA!"
[reading from Shawn's poem]
"On this brink of everything I know,
I can gain an eyeful of the lost Atlantis
in the human soul
and the breath that fills my lungs
with the air between two stars."
This better be good.
I don't even want to hear about it. They were incredibly rude, and I'm going to punish them right now.
You can't punish us, we're in college.
Oh, yeah? How about I hit you so hard you're back in high school?
What is this? [holds up paper]
It's a B! Hey, we got the same grade.
This is a travesty.
I got a B-plus.
Who cares? How do I get the same grade as these two schlubs?
I hate being the third wheel.
Oh, please. You know, you've been the third wheel with me and Topanga so long, I think of us as a tricycle.
[Eric recruits Jack to be a mall elf.]
You're going to be making like five bucks an hour!
Wait a second, you get twelve bucks an hour?!
Hi -- I'm Santa. You're just an elf. Read your Bible.
You think that's what makes you a good father? I mean, yeah, you taught me how to swing a bat, but any Little League coach could do that. I mean, it was more important that you were there after I struck out. You made me feel better. You're always there for me, man. Just to listen to me, to give me advice. You know, to help me get through stuff. Just like you did today. You're never going to be too old to do that.
[during a karaoke contest]
I just don't think this is the right song for us.
You wanna win or not?
Yes, I wanna win, I just don't think you and I are the right people to express this particular sentiment!
Topanga, it's a beautiful song, and we're gonna sing it. [nods and grins] Hit it, Cap'n Randy!
[Music starts.]
[screaming and flashing his hands] WAR!!
[monotone] Huh.
[gyrating and grimacing] What is it GOOD FOR!
[monotone] Absolutely nothing. Say it again.
WAR!!
Good God, you all.
This is all a big JOKE to you isn't it, Topanga?! (storms off stage)
[to Rachel] I've been to three county fairs, two pig-stickin's and a goat rope, but I ain't never seen nothin' like you.
What's the point of even going to class?
Because otherwise we have to go to war.
[showing box] The Fiancée Game. It's for engaged couples.
Oh, I was almost engaged once. We planned our whole futures together. I hope he dies.
[to Cory and Topanga] We don't actually have to be engaged to play the game, do we?
[rambling to self] Not just dies, burns...
[to Cory and Topanga] 'Cause that'd be okay with me.
[rambling to self] I wanna step on his face with a golf shoe...
[cheerfully] That's very hostile. Will you marry me?
Sure, why not? We already live together.
[reading Chet's bills] "Past due"... "Final notice"... "Pay up"... "We're not kidding this time"...
What, are you breaking up with me in a restaurant? In a public place, so I won't make a scene? You think I won't make a scene?
I know you'll make a scene.
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