I hate to have to tell you this, but, my dad died last week.
MMerle
So, who shot him?
S6 E15Road Trip
S6 E16My Baby Valentine
Eww. My mommy said, "Thighs rub together."
[to Alan] Do you still love me?
No.
You laughed at me when I tried on the orange dress.
You looked like the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.
S6 E17Resurrection
[referring to Joshua] Man, are we gonna have fun with this kid!
Kid's gonna be our slave!
Oh, I'm gonna teach him everything I know.
Then I'll bail him out of jail!
Mr. Feeny, will you say something to them?
Hey, Mr. Feeny, I think you're gonna have another Matthews to teach!
Yeah, maybe he'll have a kid like me to sit next to!
He won't have to.
Why not?
You'll still be there!
[erupts with laughter] Ouch!
[to Cory] The doctor thought it'd be a good idea if you went in to say hi to your brother, too.
Yeah, sure. But, uh... [to Shawn and Topanga] I'd like you guys to come. [Shawn nods, the three start toward the NICU. A nurse stops Shawn]
NNurse
Oh, I'm sorry, family only.
[pats Shawn's shoulder] Uh, he is family.
S6 E18Can I Help to Cheer You?
You're Stan? Stan the Plumber Man?
SStan
If I can't flush it...
No one can!
[of a million-dollar marriage offer] Take the money.
But I love Topanga.
We all do. Take the money.
S6 E19Bee True
[Cory and Shawn are trying to open a jar.]
Hand me the rare Phoenician mallet. [Cory hands him a mace-like object] No, no, no, no. That's an early Egyptian dental tool. [Cory hands him a small, wooden hammer] Here we go [hits the jar's lid and the hammer head pops off] Phoenician piece of crap.
Shawn, you broke it. That's not part of the plan.
I'll replace it! I see them all the time at Bed, Bath & Phoenician. [still can't open jar] Here, hand me the Byzantine statue of King Hopheratu. [Cory hands him a small, golden statue. Shawn hits it against the jar lid. It shatters] Home Shopping Channel! There are 6 billion of them left.
I hold in my hands the pinnacle of God's creation. Think fast! [tosses a brain at Shawn; it hits his chest and falls to the floor]
[bends down to pick it up and comes up with two brain halves] You want personality or motor skills?
S6 E20The Truth about Honesty
Eric, we really want you to come.
Well, how do you expect me to come back to a place where I had my heart ripped out of my chest and thrown around the room like it was a... a... like it... like a... nerf heart!
[grabs his collar] I want you to forget about everything that happened between us and remember we're friends. And I want you to come to our party because it's for friends.
Will you be making tater tots?
Okay Rachel, same question. If you could change one thing about Jack, what would it be?
He's too passive, and he needs to voice his opinions more.
What do you think of that, Jack?
I don't know.
Yeah, his name's Joshua.
DDana
Oh, how old is he?
I dunno, months or something.
S6 E21The Psychotic Episode
You were in my dream, Feeny. And you gave me advice that sucked!
I am not responsible for Dream Feeny!
AAdam
[talking to his stuffed parrot] Polly want a cracker?
Polly want an autopsy!
S6 E22State of the Unions
Oh, by the way, my parents are coming into town.
"Oh, by the way, my parents are coming into town"? Oh, by the way, Captain Titanic, the ship's in two pieces!!
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