Eric Matthews quotes from Boy Meets World

Go Feeny! Go Feeny! I said, go, go, go Feeny!

Shawn

Alright lets' calmly recap

Eric

(quickly and panicked) Kenny's dead, Feeney's dead, we're trapped inside with the killer!

Amy

I cannot believe how deeply you feel up there, Eric. I mean, when you jumped into Ophelia's grave, overcome with emotion, and then wept openly: where did you get your motivation?

Eric

They got it right here in the script. Look at it... "Weeps openly." I mean, they tell you what to do!

Alan

The real tragedy tonight is that William Shakespeare couldn't be here to see how good you are!

Eric

Oh, he'll come tomorrow. I mean, we're here all week.

Alan

Unbelievable.

Cory

I need your credit card. Don't ask me why, I just need it!

Eric

Okay, but it might be maxed out. I just bought some gum.

Alan

We're having a baby!

Eric

I'm going to be an uncle?

Cory

I sort of thought you guys would keep my room the way it is.

Eric

Actually, Cor, for that I think you have to be unexpectedly killed by a truck or something.

Rachel

We're gonna be just like girlfriends! [leaves the room]

Jack

Girlfriends...

Eric

Just a minute! If I understand this correctly, girlfriends sleep together, bathe together and even get to see each other naked.

Jack

We already do that.

Eric

Yeah, go ahead, Feeny, retire. Take care of yourself. It's what you're best at.

Amy

The man has given the last forty years of his life teaching people.

Eric

Don't care. Kill his flowers. Kill 'em.

Eric

In conclusion... watches, chocolate, cheese. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you the Swiss.

Jack

Eric, we were supposed to prove something!

He did.

Rachel

I hate this! It's like I have to be on my best behavior. It's like I'm living with my mother.

Eric

Actually, do you have a picture of your mother? No reason.

Eric

You're going to be making like five bucks an hour!

Jack

Wait a second, you get twelve bucks an hour?!

Eric

Hi -- I'm Santa. You're just an elf. Read your Bible.

Topanga

[showing box] The Fiancée Game. It's for engaged couples.

Rachel

Oh, I was almost engaged once. We planned our whole futures together. I hope he dies.

Eric

[to Cory and Topanga] We don't actually have to be engaged to play the game, do we?

Rachel

[rambling to self] Not just dies, burns...

Eric

[to Cory and Topanga] 'Cause that'd be okay with me.

Rachel

[rambling to self] I wanna step on his face with a golf shoe...

Eric

[cheerfully] That's very hostile. Will you marry me?

Rachel

Sure, why not? We already live together.

Eric

Eww. My mommy said, "Thighs rub together."

Amy

[to Alan] Do you still love me?

Eric

No.

Amy

You laughed at me when I tried on the orange dress.

Eric

You looked like the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.