Shawn Hunter quotes from Boy Meets World

Cory

Beans? You picked beans?

Shawn

What's the matter with beans?

Cory

Beans are not a wedding can!

Shawn

Why not?

Cory

Because beans do not say eternal love and happiness!

Eric

I know what they say!

Cory

We have bugs.

Shawn

Everybody has bugs.

Cory

Our bugs have cars.

Eric

[dressed as a woman] How do I look, babe?

Shawn

Yes on the dress, no on the face.

Eric

Too much make-up?

Shawn

Too much ugly.

Shawn

Why didn't you tell me who my mom was?

Chet

Your mother's Virna.

Shawn

No. The woman who gave birth to me.

Chet

Oh, her. Uh, she took off. When you were born I said, "Honey! It's a... Honey?"

Cory

I don't like cemeteries. I haven't even visited my Nana BooBoo.

Shawn

Nana Boo Boo isn't dead.

Cory

Oh, so what now you're a doctor?!

Cory

You'll never guess.

Shawn

Topanga's pregnant.

Cory

She is? Why'd she tell you and not me? Are you the father of my child?

Shawn

Hey, idiot.

Cory

What?

Shawn

You had news?

Cory

Oh, yeah.

Cory

Well, at least I'm not a hoity-toity, photo assistant, KISS JUDY'S TUSHIE!

Topanga

Maybe, I have to "kiss Judy's tushie", because YOU can't sell one stinking MAGAZINE!

Shawn

Okay...that's it

Angela

Yeah, we should...

Cory

That's right... I'm a hypochondriac!

Topanga

Cory! It means that there's nothing wrong with you! It means you create stuff in your head!

Cory

Yes, well. [holds up bottle] He gave me these placebos.

Shawn

Placebos are what they give to crazy people like you to make them think they're being cured of something they don't have!

Cory

Hey! I have to be on these for the REST OF MY LIFE!!

Eric

All right, look, I'm glad you're both here. Listen to me. I've been reading a lot about this guy named Gandhi. Now Gandhi's an Indian. He's a Cherokee, I think, but that's not really what's important. Gandhi is a master at solving all conflicts peacefully. Now the first thing we need to do is start a dialogue. [Jack and Shawn remain silent] Okay, to have a dialogue, somebody has to talk. [looks in his book] Somebody has to talk, yeah. So who's gonna go first?

Jack

[to Shawn] Aw, to hell with you, man.

Eric

Now that's good. Let's build from that.

Shawn

[to Jack] To hell with you, too.

Cory

Pregnant? How can she be pregnant?

Shawn

Okay, Cory, let me explain this to you. When a man loves a woman...

Cory

I know about that, okay? We were very careful.

Shawn

Did you use a...

Cory

Yes!

Shawn

Was she on the...

Cory

Uh-huh!

Shawn

Well, did you try the...

Cory

Everything! I'm not even sure we had sex!

Topanga

Your queen demands a duel. Lord Hunter. [hands Shawn a sword] Sir Complain-a-lot. [hands Cory a sword] The winner shall get my hand.

Cory

[French accent] En guarde, doody-head.

Shawn

[French accent] Prepare to die, scoundrel.

Cory

Oh, I a scoundrel? [Ebonics voice] 's cool.

Topanga

All right, your queen's getting bored. Can we see some bloodshed?

Cory

You know what else they got in Europe aside from cafés, Shawn? They got men. Men named... Paolo. Enrique! Milosh! And they sit there prowling around in their dirty Ferraris looking for that fresh American meat.

Shawn

Look, I trust Angela.

Cory

[does a callous French laugh, then speaks in a French accent] I'm eating a croissant! Jump into my Porsche, and we will drive on the wrong side of de road!

Cory

We're not going to New York! Nothing's gonna change! YAYYYY!!

Shawn

You know she didn't mean a word she just said, right?

Cory

I know. But for now, join me in fooling myself.

Topanga

I will never forget you. You were more of a father to me than my own dad.

Shawn

You...you never gave up on me. Never once. I'm...I'm not gonna forget you. You're the best person I know.

Eric

I don't know what's gonna happen to me. But I do know that I'm gonna be a good person who cares about people, and I blame you for that.