TV show quotes
[After Denny has sex on the desk in his office without dropping all the blinds on the storefront windows]
This is unprofessional, Denny. You are setting a very bad example for the rest of the firm.
Understood. And, from now on, in this office, those blinds go down before anybody else does.
Mmmm! Everyone, this is the cake I want for my birthday.
And why did you screw him?
I lost a bet.
But understand that everyone at this firm is considered a witness. Don't expect anyone at this firm to help you -- OR speak to you.
And won't that make for a refreshing change.
So, do you like her yet? You promised.
I did. And I do.
I thought you would. She has many fine qualities.
She makes my friend smile. That's the only quality that matters.
Alan, Bev is the woman I've always dreamed of. An angel in the bedroom and a whore in the kitchen.
I think it's the other way around.
Not last night.
[to Paul] I left Bev on simmer. She should be coming to a boil rather nicely now.
Have you ever actually tried a case?
No, but I've always wanted to. Think of it as the Make-A-Wish foundation granting a dying kid his fantasies...if that kid were a rich guy in his forties.
And good for you, you've enlisted the one prosecutor who's running for D.A. next year. Tell me, how big was your campaign contribution? And is there a matching fund here at the firm we can all go in on?
It was sizeable, and speak to Kim in accounting.
Do you know how many times I have been held up this year?
Far too many to appreciate her little prank, I'm sure... May I ask if that's your car out front, the Datsun with the dents in the side?
Yeah...
I have a friend who... has a friend, he's a magician with body work. He'll make those dents disappear, change the color, he'll make that Datsun look exactly like a late model BMW.
Can he...make the seats look like...leather?
The man's a miracle worker!
So how are you doing?
Fine.
I have a rabbi friend with a small gambling problem who, when he hears someone say they're fine, he always asks again until they say something--other than 'fine.' So, how are you doing?
I always feel slightly sick to my stomach when I work alone in the office late at night.
I thought you liked being alone.
Oh, I love being alone. I just prefer to be alone when there's other people around.
[to Denny] Ah, there you are. I've hardly seen you this episode.
I want you out of my office! I'm an attorney, I graduated top of my class at Suffolk University Law School, I passed the Bar Exam the very first try, AND I was recruited by the best firms.
I killed a man.
I didn't see you on the balcony the other night.
Bev and I had something to do...then we did it again.
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