[to Judge Brown] Judge, you're old. I'm old. Lock and load before we're dead.
S2 E10Legal Deficits
That was the single sexiest thing I've ever seen a man do.
You should see me do it naked.
The credit card industry is a pack of hyenas crunching on the bones of the poor.
With juries, it always comes down to simple. There's nobody simpler than me.
How's my hair? Does my hair work?
It does appear to grow each month.
[to Father Ryan] Do I dare ask where those three fingers have been prior to my client chopping them off?
FRFather Ryan
That's a cheap shot.
I've been known to take them.
I have an erection... Let the trial begin. I'm ready.
Denny Crane.
That is not a legal defense.
With all that's going on in the world these days, who among us hasn't wanted to take an axe to a priest?
Think we'll ever see the day when the defense lawyer will be legally permitted to shoot the defendant?
We seem to be making progress.
Denny Crane. I'll be your attorney.[imitating to shoot somebody]
S2 E11The Cancer Man Can
Jerry, you know I have a tremendous affection for my own intelligence, and even I think you are smarter than me.
JEJerry Espenson
Oh, I am.
BBeverly
Nice night.
[Denny turns and looks at her]
Suddenly it is.
The rich are different from you and me.
Certainly from you.
What the hell kinda charity is 'Children's Group'?
We're teaching children to read.
No, we're buying them food.
I thought we were providing them with old people to play with.
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