“Too Much Information” quotes from Boston Legal

Do you know how many times I have been held up this year?

Alan

Far too many to appreciate her little prank, I'm sure... May I ask if that's your car out front, the Datsun with the dents in the side?

Yeah...

Alan

I have a friend who... has a friend, he's a magician with body work. He'll make those dents disappear, change the color, he'll make that Datsun look exactly like a late model BMW.

Can he...make the seats look like...leather?

Alan

The man's a miracle worker!

Alan

So how are you doing?

Fine.

Alan

I have a rabbi friend with a small gambling problem who, when he hears someone say they're fine, he always asks again until they say something--other than 'fine.' So, how are you doing?

Alan

I always feel slightly sick to my stomach when I work alone in the office late at night.

I thought you liked being alone.

Alan

Oh, I love being alone. I just prefer to be alone when there's other people around.

Alan

[to Denny] Ah, there you are. I've hardly seen you this episode.