BBrad
You need to stand up and deliver this closing.
Will the clown be there?
S2 E7Truly, Madly, Deeply
[to Judge Harvey Cooper[ You're a douchebag. I don't do well with douchebags.
[to Alan] I will not be objectified...
BBrad
[to Alan] I told you to interview.
DBDwight Biddle
It's Bumpy, isn't it? I had such a crush on that cow. It doesn't mean I'm gay.
DBDwight Biddle
We became very close.
You strayed with livestock?
DBDwight Biddle
It's not what you think. It was all very loving.
S2 E8The Ass Fat Jungle
You're a really weird man, aren't you?
Seems so.
GDr. Glouberman
I would never do anything to harm a patient. My fat, Denise, it's the good stuff.
I will make sure you don't wig out and that's it.
I'm not sure the term 'wig out' has legal teeth.
Mmm, but it is extremely xeroxable for all the partners' windshields.
GDr. Glouberman
She's a vicious, spiteful, treacherous pig. That's what she is.
I'm not going to lead with that.
Because we're friends, I'm gonna tell you something nobody else knows. I'm homophobic.
[deadpan] I'm stunned.
Thank you, Alan, for coming with me.
I think friends should always encourage friends to get their heads examined.
S2 E9Gone
Gracie Jane.
Denny Crane.
Gracie Jane.
Are you making fun of me?
Here's a little secret. I know things. Don't tell.
That secret seems unbelievably safe.
[referring to the poor in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina] Maybe they couldn't get out. Maybe they thought the federal government might rescue them or, failing that, give a damn.
How stupid is that?
You and Jane Fonda?
Lest we forget Barbarella. Then she turned on me. Went red. They caught her in one of those communist bitch hunts.
I think you mean witch hunts.
No, I'm right on this one.
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