Drop the case, do it now... I'm directing you. Drop it.
No.
S2 E6Witches of Mass Destruction
Most of the Cranes in my family were flamingos.
What are you thinking about? It's not a trick question.
Can't I have a solitary, pensive moment? Keep a thought to myself?
Ha, ha... You forgot what you were thinking.
SSSam Sawtell
We don't do hexes! [punches Bob Matthias in the mouth] We do throw punches, occasionally.
I prefer to be alone. Please leave.
Why?
No reason.
If you were to guess at a reason?
If I were to guess, I'd say maybe I don't want to socialize with a pinko liberal Democrat commie.
Ahh.
Alan, I've loved you like a...
Sister?
We're Americans. And to be critical in a time of war...even the Democrats are smart enough to keep their mouths shut on this.
BBrad
Don't you two have anything else to do?
We're discussing a case, sir.
BBrad
It's not a case. It's an abuse of the judicial process.
Yes, we're discussing that.
BBrad
Do you know your briefcase is smoking?
This is the season, Brad. Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble and so forth.
BBrad
This is a law firm.
Thank you for that.
S2 E7Truly, Madly, Deeply
You shot out your client's kneecap!
I squeezed a clown's nose today.
Good for you!
Hope you die. Denny Crane.
Hey kid, front and center. I bet you'd lick my shoes for a murder case, wouldn't you?
Oh, I would, sir.
Because I like you, you don't have to lick them. Just dust them with your sleeve.
Indigent are poor. Hate the poor. Can't pay.
It's fun being me. Is it fun being you?
Most of the time actually.
Then what else is there?
Indeed.
What would you do as mayor of Boston?
Oh, I don't know, attack Rhode Island. Small.
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