Denny, I could be wrong, but you might want to think about settling this.
You're absolutely right. You could be wrong.
S2 E9Gone
I always say two things. One is, everything you do reflects of Crane, Poole, and Schmidt. What is the other?
DBDenise Bauer
You're Schmidt.
[to Alan] We're friends -- and we're sleeping together!
[to Garrett] I could kiss you -- but I won't.
[to Denise and Brad] We are lawyers. We sue people. We do not abduct.
BBrad
Shock and awe, boys, shock and awe.
[eyes locked with Garrett] Garrett, I need you...to do some research.
Here's what you need to know about the practice of law. It all comes down to money.
You, kid.
Yes. sir.
Fix my tie. [to Sara] You, you know my name?
SSara
Yes, sir.
Good. Maybe someday I'll learn yours.
S2 E10Legal Deficits
Seriously, do I act like I'm the only one in the room?
Denny, one of the things I love about you is when we talk, often it's as if you're not even in the room.
You know, we have a saying in Massachusetts. "Maybe someday you'll get horribly sick and die." Until then.
What are you doing in my office?
This is my office, Denny.
Oh, that must mean I've come to see you...why?
Denny Crane. My poop doesn't smell. Comes out in pretty colors, pastels. Denny Crane.
You attacked a man, cutting off his fingers. As someone who took an oath to uphold the law, yes, I take that personally.
BBrad
Good sound bite, Frank. Might want to save it for the cameras.
[to Shirley] It's not nice to talk about crazy people behind their backs.
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