Judge Brown quotes from Boston Legal

Judge Brown

Do you know what my mother would call you? A namby-pamby. Weak and spineless, bellyaching about some trumped up medical excuse.

Judge Brown

I don't like this. Your office gets behind, so you just let criminals walk?

Alan

It's reassuring to see that you haven't formed any conclusions about my client's guilt or innocence.

Judge Brown

You know what my mother says? “If it smells funny, I'm not eating it.”

Alan

Exact opposite of my motto.

Now I'm going to do the interrupting. If Nothing Else I pride myself on being conscientious fact finder.

Denny

Oh Brother

Judge Brown

Mr. Crane, did you say something?

Denny

It's a stupid law. Overturn it, be a man.

Shirley

Mr. Crane was trying to be helpful, apparently he did not succeed.

Judge Brown

We will hold an evidentiary hearing at 2:00. We will first hear from the Mayor and then, Miss Schmidt, if you choose, we will hear from your client. Until then, we are adjourned.

Denny

Put on a dress

Judge Brown

2:00!

Shirley

(To Denny) What are you doing?

Denny

I know this Judge. I know where his buttons are.

Shirley

Research shows, Denny, it's not wise to antagonize the people whose favor you're trying to court!

Denny

Oh, come on Shirley. You still antagonize me and we both know what's really going on, don't we?

Shirley

You sweet man. It's been a long time since anyone's hit my button. I doubt you'd even know where to find it!

Denny

Just a matter of time, Shirley, just a matter of time. (To client, who's sitting right next to them) This doesn't involve you, man, it's sexual.