[frustrated at a journalist] I have a whole bunch of comments and they all have four letters!
S7 E6The Crack in the Code
S7 E7The Prisoner in the Pipe
At this stage of my pregnancy, my IQ could be anywhere from eight to ten points lower than normal.
Which is why we all need to pitch in every way we can. I'm becoming a certified doula. [squints as Hodgins' headlamp shines in her eyes]
You aren't getting anywhere near my cervix, Miss Wick.
Just saying. Should you find yourself in need, I could stop at the perineum.
CCam
I ran a tox screen on the ocular fluid and it came back negative, which eliminates poison as cause of death. Do you have anything?
There's a fragment of the right ninth rib with striations that are consistent with a stab wound, but there's so little evidence it would be irresponsible of me to form a conclusion at this point.
Come on. Just this once.
[wriggles under the pressure] No.
CCam
You can do it. Just say it's a stabbing.
I can't.
We'll think you're cool if you do.
Well I want to be cool, but I can't.
It's okay, honey. We still love you just the same.
[looking at welcome home sign] What is that? Welcome stapes?
[laughs] It's the smallest bone in the human body.
We didn't know her name, so --
Thanks. She's so lucky to have all of you.
So, what is her name?
Well, we named her after Bones' mom.
Christine. Our daughter's name is Christine. Christine Angela.
Oh my God.
(taking a hospital tour) I want a home birth where I can control things.
Lot safer in the hospital, Bones.
No, on the contrary hospitals are breeding grounds for antibiotic-resistant super germs leading to a high incidence of E coli and staphylococcus infection.
PPPregnant Patient's Husband
I'm sorry, is that true?
No, no, no.
(taking out UV light and shining it on the hallway) Based on the spatter pattern and viscosity, I see indications of blood, blood, cerebral spinal fluid, amniotic fluid, blood, more blood...
NNurse
Is there a problem back there?
PPPregnant Patient's Husband
(taking magazine away from his wife) Don't touch anything.
Sweets, just get on with this so we don't have to look at that thing.
[surprised] What do you have against a cappuccino machine?
This is a diner. I come here because there is no cappuccino machine. [Sweets looks at him in bewilderment] [continues ranting] And some things, they need to be sacred, right? Preserved. All right? In this country, there is a line between coffee and foamy crap. And when that line gets blurred..people, they just become animals.
You ok?
[raises voice] No! No, I'm not ok! I'm not dunkin' my donut into some cappuccino. [other customers start looking at Booth] That's not why I joined the Army. [Sweets is looking very embarrassed and puts his hand on Booth's shoulder attempting to calm him down] I didn't join the Army for that.
[sheepishly grins at the waitress] I'll take two regular coffees, please. Thanks. Two black.
S7 E8The Bump in the Road
Did you wash the nipples?
Yes, I did in the shower, but I don't think day care is gonna check.
I found more papers in her bra.
Well, these papers from her pockets are all faded. I have no idea what was written or printed on them.
It must be something important.
Why do you think that? I mean, you have papers in your pockets and so do I.
HHodings
Yeah, but do you also stuff papers into your bra?
[smiles] Not since high school.
She was hiding it, right? That means they're important. You know, maybe even secret.
You think this is some kind of government conspiracy?
Ang, in 1963 the positions of the Soviet nuclear fleet were sewn into the lining of a hunting cap.
The video spectral comparator should be able to tell us what was once on here.
You never know, I mean, these markings could be code. See? Here.
Yeah, it's a UPC code on a coupon.
Ten cents off any three pack of tapioca pudding.
Oh my God. Oh my God! Terrorists are trying to corner the market on tapioca pudding and take down America!
You're mocking me.
You're quick.
You shouldn't hit people. You should use your words! That's what all the books say.
CChad
Are you serious?
Well, you know, she's a new mom.
[cradling Christine, excitedly] She winked at me!
She probably has something in her eye. Do you have the shopping list?
Yeah I have the shopping list right here. Why do you have to be like that, huh? She could've winked at me.
She's six weeks old, Booth. She's developmentally incapable of making the decision to wink at you.
Well, she could be just like you, you know, brilliant and crazy about me. [grins at Brennan]
[Brennan winks at Booth mischievously, Booth winks back.]
Hey, that's a good one. [turns to Christine] See that? Mommy winked too!
[to his ex-girlfriend Lily] I'm sorry but I have to work all weekend. Yeah, this is my boss. [nods in Cam's direction] She says there's fields to plow. [Cam looks up in surprise]
LLily
Oh.
CCam
Yes. Finn has to...hitch the horses to the wagon and use that plow to....unearth the...the...he's got work.
BBates
[embarrassed] The panties are mine, ok?
[Brennan raises her eyebrows and Booth looks at him strangely. looks around and discreetly pulls down part of his pants.]
[shocked] Oh!! [Brennan smirks]
BBates
They don't chafe like man pants.
[awkwardly] Well, yeah.
BBates
[pleads] Don't tell my wife. I only wear them on the road.
[...]
BBates
I didn't kill anyone. I just like to feel pretty. [Booth and Brennan stare at him in bemusement]
[In Cam's office]
MMichelle
I may be your daughter but I'm also eighteen and that means if I can vote and go to war I can certainly choose who I date! [storms out]
CCam
[calls after her] Yeah but you can't drink! You're still not allowed to drink!
S7 E9The Don't in the Do
[Brennan has asked him about her outfit] You're an airplane propellor and I'm about to walk into you so I am going to take a step back.
I don't know what to wear.
What do you mean? We're going to a garbage dump, there's no dress code.
Well everything I put on, all the clothes I had before the baby, I just feel like I'm not...you know what I mean?
No, I don't. Listen, we've got to get Christine to the daycare.
I feel like I'm in someone else's body.
Oh, no, you are not in somebody else's body. Trust me, I know your body. I guarantee that one. (they kiss)
Okay, now you are humoring me so that you can get to the crime scene.
Yes, I am. So why don't you wear the green thingy?
What, this? It makes me look like a golf course.
Bones, what's the matter? You're never like this.
Oh, you don't think I should care about how I look?
Right. I get it, you're an airplane propeller and I'm about to walk into you so I am going to take a step back.
I don't know what that means.
You're just feeling a little vulnerable because you just had a baby.
Are you saying that I resent our daughter? I love Christine.
No, no, not at all. I just- look, what do you say we talk about this later? We really should get to work.
Okay, fine. Should I wear this or this?
Uh, you know what, they're both gorgeous.
Ugh, you're no help at all. Absolutely no help at all! (leaves)
Did I say something wrong?
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