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S7 E4The Male in the Mail

[Booth is cooking in the kitchen while Hank is sifting through documents.]

Probate forms, insurance claims, pension documents, social security forms. You gotta sign these.

BBooth

Me? Why do I have to sign these? I haven't seen him in twenty years

You're next of kin.

BBooth

So are you, so is Jared.

Your father made you sole executor and beneficiary.

BBooth

[scoffs] Huh. Beneficiary. Having him for a father wasn't exactly a benefit, Pops

Seeley...

BBooth

Look, you were my father, all right? He was never there for me. You raised me, not him. He was never there. Understand? You don't have to defend him to me.

I wasn't. I was just trying to remind you that he was my son. [Booth looks up at him] Good or bad, he was my son. I gotta tell ya, I'm a little disappointed that you don't seem to see the hurt I'm feeling.

BBooth

[mumbles] Sorry, Pops.

You don't think I know what it was like for you? You don't think I don't feel responsible? I raised him. Don't you feel responsible for your boy? Now, Seeley, we're family. We're gonna get through this together.

[to Booth] Son, listen. I know you wish some things could've been resolved. Closure, they call it. But life is just a lot of loose ends. So smile, love that woman you have and love that new little girl that you're gonna have.

[to Agent Shaw] What we do is teamwork. You thinking that the only way I'm going to respect you is if you hand me this "final piece of the puzzle" is not teamwork. It's ego.

S7 E5The Twist in the Twister

[spies Hodgins yawning] Is death getting dull to you, Dr. Hodgins?

Oh sorry, it's Michael. Apparently our baby believes that sleep is only for the weak.

[watching Angela swiping a card over and over again] Um, is she trying to get on the platform with a buy ten get one free yogurt card?

[sees the "Gramps" tattoo on Michael's arm] He's tattooed? You tattooed MY CHILD?

BBilly

Relax. It's a press on - for now.

[Fisher, Angela and Cam are discussing a victim.]

The only difference between "try" and "triumph" is a little "umph".

[Angela and Cam look at Fisher strangely]

My mom puts motivational sayings up on the fridge. Oh God, she's destroying me. [walks out]

S7 E6The Crack in the Code

It's the giant flaw in our system: trying to make the system more secure, we make it more complex. But the more complex we make it, the more insecure we actually are.

Well, it turns out I'm not a complex guy. I'm a simple guy. And simple guys take down guys like you.

[Sweets has walked in the Jeffersonian lab wearing a bright blue motorcycle helmet]

Why is that man wearing an Easter egg on his head?

This set of orders was passed down through channels that even the Almighty Himself would need an atlas and a double-shot of bourbon to navigate!

Look, all I'm saying is that John Wilkes Booth was secretly a member of Knights of the Golden Circle affiliated with Rome. [shrugs and smiles at Cam]

Ok...a little friendly advice. Do not mention Booth to Booth. They are related and he'll shoot you. [Hodgins turns and sees Booth and Brennan walking in]

What've we got here?

[awkwardly] Hi!

Hi.

[Booth and Sweets are interrogating Sam]

I have an important job preserving our national heritage.

[deadpan] You kill cockroaches.

Obviously you don't understand museum hygiene. Mama roaches, they have like forty babies a pop. They eat the paint, the wallpaper and drop their roach feces all over the historical artifacts.

No kidding.

I'm our nation's front line of defense.

Against roach poop.

It's very stressful, which is why I need my smokes.

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