Sam quotes from Bones

It's a mojo, this one is meant to silence the dead so they can't speak.

Booth

Well usually dead people are pretty much silent on their own.

[to Booth] She must be really good in bed. Otherwise I don't see why you'd keep her around.

Brennan

Yes, I am. Very good. But Booth would have no direct knowledge of that fact.

You know Booth she must be really good in bed because I can't see any other reason you'd keep her around here.

Brennan

I am. Very good. But Booth has no direct knowledge of that fact.

I have an important job preserving our national heritage.

Booth

[deadpan] You kill cockroaches.

Obviously you don't understand museum hygiene. Mama roaches, they have like forty babies a pop. They eat the paint, the wallpaper and drop their roach feces all over the historical artifacts.

Sweets

No kidding.

I'm our nation's front line of defense.

Booth

Against roach poop.

It's very stressful, which is why I need my smokes.